turning toward the gift shop that was located across from the café.
He didnât want to see her point, but he did. His mother was already on the verge of a breakdown, and he was going to be the primary topic of town gossip for months. Adding to it all with this weird marriage and a quick divorce seemed...well, it seemed like the path of most resistance.
Lydia clicked after him. âYou do?â
âI have a reputation in the community that I need to maintain.â
âI suppose drunkenly marrying your former fiancéeâs bridesmaid doesnât really jibe with that.â
âLess so quickly divorcing her. Iâm not sure if Natalie told you about my father.â
Lydia blinked. âIt may have escaped your notice that Natalie and I werenât exactly on fantastic terms there in the end.â
âOh, it did not escape my notice.â He began to rifle through the clothing racks. There wasnât anything normal in this place. It all had dice and glitter on it. Lydia didnât seem like the sort of woman who would wear either. âWhat size do you wear?â he asked. He was happy enough to change the subject away from his family.
âI can find my own clothes,â she said, grabbing hold of a large pair of sunglasses that had small glittery dice on the earpieces and putting them on quickly. She turned around, grabbing a fuzzy black zip-up hoodie off a rack, followed by a matching pair of pants. âThese will do fine.â
He turned around, snagging a white T-shirt from a nearby rack and holding it out. It just so happened to say Bride across the chest in rhinestones. âYou might want something short-sleeved,â he said.
She frowned. âThatâs tacky.â
âBut true,â he said.
Lydia scowled, taking a pair of black shoes with gold dice on them that looked an awful lot like menâs smoking slippers. Then she took everything over to the counter, where a young woman was waiting to check them out.
âSo,â the girl said, taking the sunglasses from Lydia and scanning them. âYou just got married?â
Lydia smiled, and it might have looked genuine if he was standing a little farther away. If it wasnât so apparent to him how intensely she was grinding her teeth together. âYes. I bet you donât get a lot of newlyweds in here.â
Lydiaâs dry tone completely went over the womanâs head. âOh, we do. Getting married is a pretty popular pastime here.â
âWhat else are you going to do in a desert?â Colton asked.
âPretty much nothing,â the girl responded, folding up the sweatshirt and then starting on the pants.
âActually,â Lydia said, âI kind of want to change now.â
âMust have had some party after the wedding, huh?â the checker asked.
Lydia touched her hair again. âOr something.â
âSheâs dressed a lot fancier than you,â the woman said, this time directing her comment at Colton.
âYes, well she was standing outside a chapel waiting around for her groom. I just happened to show up.â
âI should have been waiting where you were waiting,â the checker said, winking at Lydia.
âIf only you had been,â Lydia responded drily. âIâm just going to go change.â
Lydia disappeared for a few moments and Colton pretended to look at the merchandise in the store. Merchandise he would never in a million years consider buying. But it was better than attempting conversation with the woman at the counter. When Lydia reappeared her hair was still a disaster, and she looked a little like a Real Housewife of Somewhere. All she was missing was a small dog.
âAre you checking out?â the sales clerk asked.
âYes,â Lydia said emphatically.
âIn a hurry to start the honeymoon?â the woman asked with a grin.
âSomething like that,â Colton said as they left the store.
While they