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CHAPTER 1
    MUNCH! CRUNCH!
    Bertie was back from school and raiding the biscuit tin. Uh-oh! Mum was coming.
    “Put it back, Bertie,” she said. “Don’t forget you’ve got the dentist tomorrow.”
    Bertie’s legs suddenly felt weak. His eyes bulged.
    “The dentist?”
    “Yes,” said Mum. “You and Suzy are due for a check-up.”
    “But … but I went before!” stammered Bertie.
    “That was last year,” said Mum.
    Suzy looked up from her homework.
    “I
like
going to the dentist,” she said. “Mr Filling says I’ve got perfect teeth.”
    Bertie stuck out his tongue at her.

    “Just ’cos you’re scared,” jeered Suzy.
    “I’m not!” said Bertie.
    “You are!” said Suzy. “Last time Mum had to drag you there.”
    That was a lie
, thought Bertie. He’d hung on to the lamp post because he was worried they were early. Besides, it wasn’t his fault that their dentist looked scary. Mr Filling had big hairy hands and mad eyes. He wore a mask over his mouth. Bertie thought he looked like a murderer.
    In any case, there was nothing wrong with his teeth. None of them had fallen out, so why did he have to go? Wait a moment … didn’t Mum say his check-up was tomorrow? He was saved!
    “I can’t go!” he said. “I’ve got school.”
    “Don’t worry,” said Mum. “I dropped a note in to Miss Boot this morning.”
    Bertie groaned.
    “Anyway,” said Mum, “if you clean your teeth you’ve nothing to worry about.”
    “I clean MY teeth!” boasted Suzy.
    Bertie frowned. He did clean his teeth – just not every day. It saved time just to slosh water round his mouth. Now and again he used toothpaste, but mainly for drawing faces on the mirror.
    He ran his tongue over his teeth. Hmm, they did feel a bit furry. What if they were crawling with toothy germs? He might need to have something done – a filling or even a tooth out! Darren said that his dentist pulled teeth out with his bare hands.

    Bertie gulped. He needed to think of an excuse quickly. Wait! Mum said she’d written Miss Boot a note. So what was to stop Miss Boot writing back? Bertie rushed upstairs to find a pencil and paper.

    That
should do it
, thought Bertie, folding the letter in two.
    He took it downstairs and waited as Mum read it through. She frowned.
    “I see, and Miss Boot wrote this, did she?”
    Bertie nodded. “This afternoon.”
    “Strange,” said Mum. “Her handwriting is exactly like yours.”
    “Um … is it?” said Bertie.
    “Yes,” said Mum. “And she can’t spell her own name.”
    She screwed up the letter and tossed it in the bin.
    “Nice try, Bertie,” she said. “But you are going to the dentist and that’s final.”

CHAPTER 2
    “Ah, Bertie,” breathed Mr Filling. “I’ve been waiting for you.”
    Bertie was pushed back into a chair. CLUNK! Iron rings snapped down over his wrists. He was a prisoner.
    “Now, let’s have a look, shall we?” cackled Mr Filling. The mask over his face slipped down, revealing two sharp fangs.
    “ARGHHHHH!”
    Bertie woke up in bed clutching his pillow. He opened his eyes. Thank goodness, it was only a nightmare.
    What day was it today? Just a normal school day – maths, English, then… Bertie turned cold. Then THE DENTIST. HELP!

    Later that day, Bertie sat in the dentist’s waiting room. Suzy yawned. Mum was reading a magazine. None of the other people in the waiting room seemed nervous at all.
    Bertie stared at a poster on the opposite wall. A large smiley tooth said
Brush your teeth!
    Bertie wished he was back in school – anything was better than this.

    He slumped back in his chair with a groan.
    “What’s the matter? Scared?” said Suzy.
    “Course not,” said Bertie.
    “You’re such a baby,” said Suzy.
    “I’m not,” scowled Bertie. “And I’m not afraid of the dentist either.”
    “Good,” said Suzy. “Then you won’t mind going first.”
    Bertie turned pale. Go first? Why couldn’t he go last? Or better still go home?
    He gripped his