âYouâd be surprised how easy it is to hack from one function to another once you get basic access to a house system. One minute youâre watching lacrosse, and the next youâre emptying my bank account, and replacing my avatars with goats or naked old ladies or something.â
âHuh.â I drain my water in one pull, hold up the glass and rattle the cubes. Gary stares at me blankly. I rattle them again. He raises one eyebrow. I smile. He rolls his eyes, climbs back to his feet, takes my glass and heads back into the kitchen.
âYou know,â I say. âIf you were less paranoid and more sociable, poor Anders might not have to resort to banging prostitutes.â
âNot true,â he says as he comes back with my water. âAnders is ugly. He will always have to resort to banging prostitutes.â
He sits back down and takes another long drink.
âYouâre not really a prostitute, are you?â
I smile.
âYouâre gonna feel pretty bad if I am, arenât you?â
âYes,â he says. âI am.â
âIâm not.â
âAnd Anders didnât really bang you, did he?â
âNo,â I say. âHe did not.â
He grins again.
âGood. If I found out that Anders was getting laid for free, Iâd have to rethink my entire worldview.â
I take a drink, and wipe the cold glass across my forehead. Iâm cooling down now, sweat drying on my face and arms. Iâm not entirely sure what to make of Gary. Iâd like to know what kind of work he does that requires the level of security heâs apparently put in place here, but given that he wonât even let me watch lacrosse on his wallscreen, Iâm guessing heâs not going to tell me.
I wonder what Dimitri would think of this setup.
âSo,â Gary says after a long, awkward silence. âWho are you really?â
I finish my water and wipe the last of the sweat from my face with my sleeve.
âIâm really the girl Anders spent the night with,â I say. âWe met at the Green Goose last night. Iâm pretty sure he tried to drink me under the table. It didnât work out for him.â
Gary nods.
âGot it. As big as he is, youâd think heâd be able to hold his liquor.â
I smile.
âBut youâd be wrong.â
âRight,â he says. âSo, what happened? You carried him home slung over your shoulder?â
âNo,â I say. âHe was still walking when we got back to my apartment. I actually thought I might get lucky, until he fell over my coffee table and couldnât get back up.â
He shakes his head.
âI donât think youâre using the word âluckyâ correctly.â
I laugh.
âI think youâre wrong. Have you seen him naked?â
He finishes his drink.
âThis conversation is making me uncomfortable. Can we talk about something else?â
âSure,â I say. âLetâs talk about why two apparently well-Âeducated and possibly employable young men are living next door to a crack house.â
âNo,â Gary says. âThat also makes me uncomfortable. Letâs talk about why youâre here. Did Anders steal your wallet or something? Because he does that, you know. You should probably stay away from him.â
âHuh,â I say. âYouâre the second person whoâs told me that today.â
He looks genuinely surprised.
âReally? Who was the first?â
âMy friend Dimitri. He said Anders was going to be in trouble soon, and that I should stay out of it.â
Gary leans back. His eyes narrow, and he folds his arms across his chest.
âOh, I got it now. Dimitriâs your boyfriend? Is that what he was so wound up about this morning?â
âNo,â I say. âDimitri is not my boyfriend. Heâs just someone I know.â
âAnd he told you Anders is big, big