The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide Read Online Free PDF Page A

breaking. Remember the opticians won’t be open for business so look after your specs.
Rule # 108
Blend in
    Whatever situation may arise, try to ensure you blend in as much as possible. When meeting new survivors don’t be too opinionated and cause any friction until you are well-adjusted into the group.
Rule # 109
Acquire a crowbar
    Get a crowbar, it’s the perfect defense weapon against zombies.
Rule # 110
Acquire a machete
    Get a machete, they are great for close contact and all round zombie killing.
Rule # 111
Don’t wear high heels
    It’s obvious really isn’t it?
Rule # 112
Pad your self as much as possible
    Foam or polystyrene, either of these can be used to pad your body underneath clothing, making it harder for zombies to get to your flesh, as this will act as a barrier. Most duvets are made of this kind of material which can be broken down, cut to size and wrapped around the body before putting on clothing.
Rule # 113
Always keep your distance from the undead
    This may sound obvious but distance is key. Build your base away from zombies, store food and supplies out of sight and with enough distance from the undead. Think of distance when building parameters.
Rule # 114
Get a utility belt
    Get yourself a utility belt, if you don’t own one you can improvise with rubber bands, rope and cord.
Rule # 115
Build a tree house
    If you find that you have the time or time is on your side build a tree house as a temporary base. Use a rope ladder and don’t forget to pull it up after you. Use bushes and leaves to camouflage it well from other survivors and the infected.
Rule # 116
Practice head shots
    Whatever else you do, practice your head shots. Use a watermelon or similar item to practice your headshots as much as possible.
Rule # 117
Quit Smoking
    Try to cut down smoking, not only will you need to, but you should try to quit altogether to get you at your peak fitness.
Rule # 118
Acquire rubber gloves
    Get yourself a pair of rubber gloves, the stronger the better. They are fantastic for keeping your hands sanitised because you will be touching some weird shit, trust me.
Rule # 119
Make a shield
    Try to make a shield. There are lots of things you can use for this but use your initiative and use what’s around you. The police have shields for a good reason, it will help protect you from attacks. An obvious one is to use the lid of a metal dustbin, and you’ll be Captain Survivor!
Rule # 120
Hide a knife in your socks/boots
    Try to keep a concealed knife on you, that way if you are captured by other survivors you will be able to get free and protect yourself from them. Make sure the knife has a cover so you don’t injure yourself.
Rule # 121
Set up a rationing system for food and drink
    It is important to set up a rationing system, always check what you have left in supply and what you are eating.
Rule # 122
Acquire some combat boots
    Try to obtain a pair of combat boots, ensuring that the laces are always tied and tucked away to prevent tripping. Combat boots are one of the best pieces of kit and if they are steel-capped even better.
Rule # 123
Go to the toilet in pairs
    Yes, women all over the globe had it right all along. Going to the toilet in pairs could save your life, one person should always be on guard.
Rule # 124
Stay off drugs
    Don’t take any drugs, they may impair your reaction time. I don’t mean an inhaler or some aspirin but recreational drugs. Mind-altering drugs are a definite no no. Not only are they unsafe but you may see things that aren’t really there; you might shoot your buddy thinking he’s a zombie.
Rule # 125
Acquire a Leather jacket
    Get yourself a leather jacket. Leather is very strong and durable, it can fight the elements and may help pad against a bite.
Rule # 126
Two-door car rule
    Try to ride shotgun when you are unable to drive. Never go in the back seat of a two-door car. If there is an accident this will leave you vulnerable to attack while unable to exit