The Zombie Rule Book: A Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide Read Online Free PDF Page B

broken limbs and cuts or even worse.
Rule # 148
Keep calm and fight zombies
    Try to keep your cool and stay calm when fighting. You will have more chance of killing the zombies.
Rule # 149
Always close gates and doors
    Always close gates and doors behind you. This will hopefully keep out unwanted zombies and survivors.
Rule # 150
Acquire some handcuffs
    Handcuffs are a great idea and can be very useful to keep unwanted survivors away from you and can also be used as bait with something attached to them.
Rule # 151
Go vegetarian
    A zombie apocalypse is probably not the best time to be eating random meats. You don’t have to go veggie, you can still eat pre-cooked tinned meats but stay away from fresh meat. Don’t trust anyone who offers you any so-called steak, it’s probably their evil stepmother.
Rule # 152
Never let the zombies win
    Never let a zombie get the better of you, you are smarter and wiser and have more skill.
Rule # 153
Never, never, never, give up
    Never give up, keep fighting. Keep being a survivor.
Rule # 154
Drink alcohol in moderation
    If you are going to drink alcohol, drink it in moderation. Don’t get hammered, you can’t fight zombies with a hangover, you need to be alert at all times.
Rule # 155
Keep in touch with other survivors
    It is important to try to keep in touch with other survivors if you can. That way you can share information and knowledge and learn from each other, having a better chance of survival.
Rule # 156
Disable smoke detectors or alarm systems
    It may be an idea to disable any smoke alarms throughout the house; as if they go off they will attract zombies. If you still need to use them, cover them with a shower cap; this will block out some of the sound.
Rule # 157
Always check sheds and garages
    You should check sheds and garages for zombies and also food and weapons, take what you can.
Rule # 158
Vantage point
    At your base make sure you have a vantage point that you can look out from to see any zombies or survivors approaching.
Rule # 159
Eat little and often
    Try to eat little and regularly to refuel your body.
Rule # 160
The fast walk
    Learn to walk at a fast pace whenever possible, this will lessen the likelihood of being followed.
Rule # 161
Relocate to the country
    The country and other less-populated places will give you a greater chance of survival.
Rule # 162
There are no rules; there is no law in place. The only rules that matter are these rules:
    Survivors will kill, harm or attack you just for a bite of yourfavourite chocolate bar. They will be desperate to protect their family by any means possible.
Rule # 163
Don’t waste ammo
    Only shoot if it is a 100% necessary. Whatever you do, don’t waste your ammo. Your gun or guns will be rendered useless without ammo, so stock up and always keep ammo clean and dry.
Rule # 164
Learn calculus
    You may need this for a number of things, from bartering to counting the hordes of the undead that are coming straight towards you.
Rule # 165
Be sure to check vets practices for med supplies
    You would be surprised how many animal medical supplies can be used to treat humans. Always be careful when approaching places of high interest.
Rule # 166
Never punch a zombie
    A punch will not harm a zombie; they will be straight back up. Find a weapon that can kill it for good.
Rule # 167
You can live three + weeks without food
    You can survive without water for up to three days but last as long as 3 weeks without food. So if it’s a fair hike to re-stock your supplies, you will make it before you succumb to starvation. I would not recommend trying either though, this is information for the z-day apocalypse.
Rule # 168
The weak will not survive
    There is no place for the weak in the apocalypse, this is the real animal kingdom now.
Rule # 169
Be careful of babies giving you away
    Be careful of newborn babies giving you away to survivors or zombies. Their crying can put you in danger so try to soundproof the room as much