five-and-dime to get everything I need. I know exactly where the store is. I used to live on 116th Street years ago.â
Abuela had set my hair free. Before I knew what was happening, she was brushing it and gently putting my hair into a ponytail. It didnât hurt at all, and my hair looked good. âGracias,â I said softly, then turned to go.
âI see you later?â
I sure hoped not. I didnât want my grandmother with no eyebrows and orange hair coming to my job. I shrugged, not answering yes or no.
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The whole day at work I watched for Abuela. I knew sheâd come but was still shocked when I saw her. She was wearing a striped halter top and flowered pants. At least they were long pants. And this time only half of her hair was piled up. The other part was flowing down her back.
She looked around expectantly, all open-faced. I tried to make believe I didnât know her. Dolores spotted her right away and approached Abuela. I wanted to die. They talked, then Dolores pointed to me. Abuela came over, smiling. Lydia was taking care of a customer. I tried to hide behind the hairbrushes.
âThere you are!â Abuela squealed.
âHi.â
I introduced Abuela to Lydia.
âLydia, this is my ⦠grandmother.â
âYour grandmother! ¡SÃ, seguro que sÃ! You look exactly alike.â
Lydia couldnât stop staring at my grandmotherâs drawn-on eyebrows. Then, to make this moment even more terrible, Awilda came in with Dora and Migdalia. I wanted to slip through a hole like one of the roaches or mice from Pérez y Martina , my favorite childhood tale, a love story between a mouse that dressed like the King of Spain and a cockroach that wore a mantilla and a skirt. If only I were that cockroach â I could escape what had to be the most humiliating moment of my life.
But I wasnât a roach or a mouse that could disappear quickly. The next best thing was to try to get to Mr. Simpsonâs office.
âLydia, thereâs not too many people in the store now,â I said. âMr. Simpson told me to check back in with him.â
But it was too late to make a getaway.
âHey, Rosa,â Awilda called.
Abuela said, âShe doesnât like to be called Rosa anymore. She likes Evelyn, ¿verdad? â
âExcuse me, lady?â
âAwilda, this is my grandmother.â
â This is your grandmother ?â
Dora and Migdalia came up, and I figured Iâd get it over with. âMigdalia, Dora, this is my grandmother.â
Migdalia was working hard not to laugh. âHola.â
Now she was the one who couldnât stop looking at Abuelaâs eyebrow lines.
Abuela didnât seem to notice. â Hola ,â she said, âand who is the other one?â
âIâm Dora.â She was checking out my grandmotherâs hair and halter top.
âEvelyn, where is the hair-color section? I have to dye my canas .â
I pointed.
âIâll get some nice hair bands for you, too.â
âIâll show you where those are,â said Lydia. And they went off. That left me with Awilda, Dora, and Migdalia.
Awilda spoke first. She spelled out my name. âSo whatâs happening, E-v-e-l-y-n?â
âYou could just say Evelyn, without spelling it,â Migdalia said.
âThatâs okay,â I said. âI know Awilda has to show off that she can spell.â
âI donât need to show off anything. Everybody knows I can spell.â
âHa, ha, ha!â said Dora. Laughing as if Awilda was so funny.
âLetâs go to the pool at Jefferson Park,â Awilda said. âThen maybe my apartment. Thereâs nothing happening around here ⦠except maybe a grandmother clown show â¦â
Thank God they left right after that. Abuela had purchased her hair dye and wasnât far behind them on her way up the street.
I went into Mr. Simpsonâs office.
âYes,