every fissure, their serious little Culture pouts hooded in Sassoon thrusts and black Egypt eyesâtheir lubricous
presence, like that of the whalebird, indicating where the biggest fish in the sea is.
Out in the middle of the bud coveys Bob is talking to Leo Castelli. Castelli, New Yorkâs number-one dealer in avant-garde art, is a small, trim man in his late fifties. Bob is Leoâs number-one customer. Leo is the eternal Continental diplomat, with a Louis-salon accent that is no longer Italian; rather, Continental. Every word he utters slips through a small velvet Mediterranean smile. His voice is soft, suave, and slightly humid, like a cross between Peter Lorre and the first secretary of a French embassy.
âLeo,â says Bob, âyou remember what you told me at Japâs last show?â
âNooooooooââââ
âYou told meâI was vulgar! ââonly Bob says it with his eyes turned up bright, as if Leo should agree and they can have a marvelous laugh over it.
âNoooooo, Bobâ
âListen, Leo! I got newsââââ
âNooooooo, Bob, I didnâtââââ
âI got news for you, Leo
âNooooooooooo, Bob, I merely saidââââ Nobody says No like Leo Castelli. He utters it as if no word in the entire language could be more pleasing to the listener. His lips purse into a small lubricated O, and the Nooooooo comes out like a strand of tiny, perfect satinywhite pearls â¦
âLeo, I got news for youââââ
âNooooooooo, Bob, I merely said that at that stage of Johnsâs career, it would be wrongââ
âVulgar you said, Leoââ
ââwould be wrong for one collector to buy up the whole showââ
âYou said it was vulgar , Leo, and you know what?â
âWhat, Bob?â
âI got news for you âyou were right! It was vulgar!â Bobâs eyes now shine like two megawatt beacons of truth; triumphant, for the truth now shines in the land. For one of the few times in his life, Castelli stares back blank; in velvet stupefaction.
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That night, the big partyâit was freezing. For a start, Spike was very icy on the subject of Jasper Johns; another of their personal tiffs, and Johns wasnât coming to the party. But enjoy! Who else is even in a position to have tiffs with the great of the avant garde? It was also cold as hell outside, about 17 degrees, and all these people in tuxedos
and mini-evening dresses came up into the Scullsâ apartment at 1010 Fifth Avenue with frozen heads andâ kheeew! âright inside the door is a dark velvet settee with a slightly larger than life plaster cast of Ethel Scull sitting on it, legs crossed, and Bob standing behind it. Standing next to it, here in the foyer, are the real Bob and Spike, beaming, laughing, greeting everybodyâ Gong âthe apartment has been turned into a gallery of Bobâs most spectacular acquisitions.
Everywhere, on these great smooth white walls, are de Koonings, Newmans, Jasper Johnsâs targets and flags, John Chamberlainâs sculpture of crushed automobile parts, Andy Warholâs portrait of Spike made of thirty-five blown-up photos from the Photo-Matic machine in the pinball arcade at 52 nd Street and Broadway, op art by Larry Poons with color spots that vibrate so hard you can turn your head and still, literally, see spots in front of your eyes. That is on the dining room walls. There used to be a Rosenquist billboard-style painting in there with huge automobile tire treads showing. Tonight there is a painting by James Rosenquist on the ceiling, a painting of a floor plan, the original idea being that the Sculls could wake up in the morning and look over their bed and see the floor plan and orient themselves for the day. Over the headboard of their king-size bed is an âAmerican nudeâ by Tom Wesselmann with two erect