just arrived.â
âHow did they know I was here?â asks Switchy, currently in his most usual recent shape, as a kid slightly older than us with good skin, blond hair and wearing a blue bodysuit with a giant question mark on the chest. âIâm 537 per cent sure I didnât tell anyone I was coming here.â
âSwitchy,â I say patiently. âThey have powers.â
âOh yeah,â he says, opening the envelope. Then he looks at me with big eyes. âItâs true. Iâve been summoned to headquarters.â
We all stare at him.
âAll right, what havenât you told us about?â says Cannonball harshly. âAre we all about to lose our capes because youâve stuffed up?â
âI havenât done anything. Not that I know of.â
âIt doesnât have to be a kicking,â I point out. âThere must be other reasons people get asked to HQ.â
Logi-Gal suddenly sits up straight and clears her throat. âThere are nine (9) separate reasons a Hero may be asked to attend the AFHT headquarters,â she says. âThe first is to attend a disciplinary hearing by the Hero Executive, as outlined in clause 7.3 (b) of the Hero Guidebook , Australian edition, published in 2007 as against the 1997 International Edition, upgraded in 2006. A Hero Executive may comprise between four (4) and twelve (12) Heroes depending on the case being heard. Iâll now go through the 437 separate potential charges a Hero may face. One (1): Attacking a kangaroo with ââ âThanks Logi-Gal. I donât think we need to go through all that,â I say. âMight be faster for Switchy simply to head over there and find out why they want to see him.â
âFocus, will you come?â Switchy asks.
âIâm not sure Iâm invited.â
âI want you to come. Youâre the OK Team leader. They wonât mind.â
I suddenly notice the fear in his face. Itâs easy to forget how fragile our collective hold on this amazing Superhero world still is.
âYeah, Iâll come. Of course I will, and relax. A Hero is a Hero . . .â
âNo matter what,â Switchy finishes for me.
Cannonball suddenly stands. âTime to go,â he says.
Torch frowns. âWhy? I havenât finished my Super Shake.â
âFlatulent Man has just arrived.â
We all hurry for the door.
âI donât know how he even got accredited as a Hero,â Logi-Gal grumbles.
CHAPTER 5
HERO HQ
W eâre on a tram, trundling to Richmond from the city. Iâve never been to Hero Headquarters. None of us has. Thereâs never been a need â Logi-Galâs threatened nine (9) separate clauses occasioning a summons notwithstanding. Australian Federation of Hero Types representatives such as Chameleon or Southern Cross have no trouble tracking low-level Heroes like us down, if they need to. Plus there is Hero TV and herohints.com if the AFHT needs to send a general message to the Hero community.
âWhat do you think it will be like?â Switchy asks.
âI have no idea. It will be huge, I guess. And probably made of glass, or crystal or something that catches the sun.â
âYeah,â Switchy nods. âIt will be dramatic. I wonder if Heroes live there or if itâs just for AFHT meetings.â
âNo idea. Have you ever been to the street?â
He looks at the address on the card that was with the letter. âNope. Stawell Street. Itâs one up from Bendigo Street. Isnât that where the TV station, Channel Nine, is?â
âYeah, I think youâre right. Why do Hero meeting places always seem to be right next to major media outlets?â
âMaybe they plug into Nineâs satellite feed to broadcast Channel 78737?â
âYeah, right. A Hero pirate station!â
We both laugh. But weâre too nervous to really enjoy it.
We get off the tram where Bridge Road