clearly from more than 200 metres away.
âSomething weird is going on,â he says. âYou heard about the Makybe Diva?â
âThe Level C Hero with the powers of a horse?â Logi-Gal says.
âNot just any horse. Anyway, sheâs now in hospital, with vets working round the clock to save her, after bumping into a gang that said they were Category 3. The Divaâs an experienced Level C and should have been a clear favourite in that fight, but this gang beat her to a pulp . . . And Riverdance?â
Torch snorts. âThe Irish dancing Hero? Heâs the lamest Hero in town.â
âNevertheless, two supposedly Category 2 shoplifters left him unconscious and with a possible broken leg which, for him, is serious.â
âBut a relief for all of us,â Torch says. âNo more twinkletoes.â
âTorch!â I say sharply. âHeâs a Hero!â
âSorry,â he says, but he doesnât look like he means it.
âWill somebody please hit him on the arm,â says Logi-Gal, and Torch leans away from us, worried.
âWhat does this mean, Golden Boy?â I ask. âWhat are you saying?â
âJust be careful. Thatâs all. The word on the street is that thereâs a new performance enhancer that boosts a Hero or Villainâs powers. Villains have been unnaturally strong, with powers beyond the standard level for their category, and I think itâs this juice.â
âWhat is it?â Switchy asks. âA drug?â
âMaybe,â Golden Boy says. âWe think itâs a potion, like a Super sports drink, but with a lot more grunt.â
âHave you tried it?â
âCannonball, please. This is me weâre talking about,â Golden Boy says. âAsk those alien vasta-raptor-blurbs whether I need to enhance my powers.â
âDo they speak English?â
âThatâs not really the point I was trying to make, Logi-Gal.â
âI know. Itâs just that if the aliens didnât speak English, we couldnât ask them the question, could we?â
We all stare at her.
âWell, we could, but they wouldnât understand it.â
Stop. Why wonât she stop?
â. . . and we wouldnât know what they were saying either. Unless we spoke their alien language.â
Thereâs total silence until she blushes and says, âThis probably isnât the time to point out I prefer Logic Girl to Logi-Gal, is it? . . . okay, fine !â She folds her arms, scowling.
âIf you want to be Logic-Girl, Iâm happy to call you Logic-Girl,â says Cannonball quietly. We all stare at him, then he blushes. âSo Goldilocks, this stuff sounds great. Why arenât we all on it?â he asks loudly.
âBecause itâs against the International Code of Hero Ethics to deliberately artificially enhance your power,â Golden Boy says sharply. âAnd because you wouldnât know what the side effects of this stuff are, whatever it is. And you have no idea who has created it, or why. And anyway . . . itâs cheating.â
âCheating?â
âYes, unsporting.â
Cannonball snorts. âWhatâs âsportingâ got to do with it? This is about crime, about evil dudes, about justice prevailing.â
Golden Boy shrugs. âThereâs still a right way and a wrong way to go about it. I prefer Hero acts to be truly heroic. Now listen, you lot, not a word, okay? Not many Heroes even know about this. Just watch out when facing crooks who should be easy to beat.â
He winks and saunters over to Ace who has just pulled a dozen playing cards from his mouth. Tabby, the cat Hero, looks horrified, but starts to purr when Golden Boy arrives.
Weâre finishing our Super Shakes when Sidekick, the Zenith barman, approaches us.
âHey Switchy,â he says, tossing an envelope onto our table. âYou have an official summons from the AFHT. It