and a sympathy beer for me. âMaybe the one who doesnât get Jimmy will settle,â she teased. I scowled at her and she almost smiled for what would have been the first time in weeks. Jimmy and I raised our beers in thanks to the two girls, who appeared delighted with Jimmy and alarmed that I had somehow become part of the process. When Becky returned they enjoined her in emergency consultation.
âMilton Kramer,â I suggested, making it sound like a toast.
Jimmy nodded unhappily. âWell, itâs like this. I cashed the checks with Milton.â
âAll five thousand?â
âYeah. Ten points.â
âHe charged you five hundred dollars.â
âRight. I donât got a checking account anymore because of the mix-up with the bank,â Jimmy explained.
âThat mix-up where you wrote checks with no money in the account to cover them.â
âYeah. Goddamn banks,â Jimmy stated without heat. Jimmy doesnât really get mad at people, but in his mind there was something unfair about a system that required you to keep track of your checking account when the bank had all the money anyway. It had been up to me to arrange a way for Jimmy to pay off his debts a little at a time.
Jimmy is three years younger than I and had always been something of a little brother. Iâd been protecting him from the world for as long as I could remember. He and Becky were the two people I cared most about in this life.
I sighed again. âLet me guess what happened with the checks.â
âThey bounced.â
âThat was going to be my guess.â
âSo nowâ¦â Jimmy spread his hands.
âSo now Milton wants his money back. Which you probably donât have anymore.â
Jimmy stared at his beer.
âSomebody sent you checks and you had no idea why, so you cashed them, Jimmy? Didnât you wonder what the hell was going on?â
Jimmy shrugged. âWell, there was no name on the checks. They were the starter kind,â he said, as if that explained it.
âAhh.â
âSo I was wondering, could you like, talk to Milton and get him to see reason here?â
âSee reason? Jimmy, heâs out five thousand dollars.â
âWell yeah, but I didnât know they were going to bounce. I mean, itâs not my fault or anything.â
I let that statement lie there for a while.
âSee, I was thinking you could maybe talk to Milton, and then you could, like, find out who was sending the checks and get the money back.â
âGet the money back.â
âYeah, and like, Iâd let you have this. Endorse it over, you know.â Jimmy reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper, which of course turned out to be a check made out to James Growe in the amount of one thousand dollars. I stared at Jimmyâs clear green eyes and saw no indication of anything approaching irony. I turned to the bear. âNever mind you, where the hell am I ?â I demanded.
âWhat?â Jimmy asked, baffled at my behavior.
âLook, Jimmy. Iâll check into this. And Iâll talk to Milton. But youâre going to have to pay him back the five thousand, you know that, donât you? What did you buy?â
âUh, a bike. And I gave some money to some friends.â
âCan they pay you back?â
âWell, you know.â
I sighed. Yes, I did know. âOkay, well first, youâll have to sell the bike.â Jimmy looked unhappy. âSell it and give the money to Milt. Iâll work out a payment plan for the rest. And Jimmy, if you get any more checks, donât cash them, all right? Understand?â
Jimmy nodded with relief that I was going to help him, but I could see he was lying. He didnât understand, not really.
I suddenly became aware of something in my pocket and pulled it out. âKatie,â it said, along with a phone number. For a moment I thought of
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