his carâs on the bum and heâs lookinâ for a mechanic. Heâs a sucker for a mechanic!
SHORY: That hayseed couldnât let go of a nickel if it was stuck up his . . .
Roar of engines starting close by outside. Enter DAVID from the upstage door, putting a small wrench in his pocket. As he comes in two cars are heard pulling away. He goes to a can of gasoline and rinses his hands.
DAVID: Geez, youâd think people could tighten a fan belt. What time you got, John?
SHORY: Why, where you going? You canât go into Falkâs house . . .
From the store enter AUNT BELLE. She is carrying a wrapped shirt and a bag. She is a woman who was never young; skinny, bird-like, constantly sniveling. A kerchief grows out of her hand.
BELLE: I thought you were in the store. Hester said to hurry.
DAVID [ going to her ]: Oh, thanks, Belle. [ Unwrapping a shirt. ] Itâs the new one, isnât it?
BELLE [ horrified ]: Did you want the new one?
DAVID [ looking at the shirt ]: Oh, Belle. When are you going to remember something! Hester told you to bring my new shirt!
BELLE [ lifting them out of bag ]: Well IâI brought your galoshes.
DAVID: I donât wear galoshes anymore, I wanted my new shirt! Belle, sometimes you . . .
BELLE bursts into tears. All right, all right, forget it.
BELLE: I only do my best, Iâm not your mother . . .
DAVID [ leading her right ]: Iâm sorry, Aunt Belle, goâand thanks.
BELLE [ still sniffling ]: Your fatherâs got your brother Amos out running on the road . . .
DAVID: Yeah, well . . . thanks . . .
BELLE [ a kerchief at her nose ]: He makes Amos put on his galoshes, why doesnât he give a thought to you?
DAVID [ pats her hand ]: Iâll be home later.
SHORY: You know why you never remember anything, Belle? You blow your nose too much. The nose is connected with the brain and youâre blowinâ your brains out.
DAVID: Ah, cut it out, will ya?
With another sob, BELLE rushes out.
She still treats me like after Mom died. Just like I was seven years old. [DAVID picks up the clean shirt. ]
SHORY [ alarmed ]: Listen, that manâll kill you. [ Grabs the shirt and sits on it. ]
DAVID [ with an embarrassed but determined laugh, trying to grab the shirt back ]: Give me that. I decided to go see him, and Iâm going to see him!
Enter PAT and AMOS from right. PAT is a small, nervous man about forty-five, AMOS is twenty-four, given to a drawl and a tendency to lumber when he walks.
PAT [ on entering ]: Whatâs the matter with you?
DAVID looks up. ALL turn to him as both come center. AMOS is squeezing a rubber ball.
[ Pointing between DAVID and stove ]: Donât you know better than to stand so close to that stove? Heat is ruination to the arteries.
AMOS [ eagerly ]: You goinâ, Dave?
SHORY [ to PAT]: Everything was getting clear. Will you go home?
PAT: Iâm his father, if you please.
SHORY: Then tell him what to do, father.
PAT: Iâll tell him. [ Turns to DAVID as though to command. ] What exactly did you decide?
DAVID: Weâre going to tell Mr. Andrew Falk weâre getting married.
PAT: Uh, huh. Good work.
SHORY: Good work! [ Pointing at PAT, he turns to J.B.] Will you listen to this . . . !
J.B. [ he shares SHORY âs attitude toward PAT , but with more compassion ]: But somebody ought to go along with him.
PAT [ adamantly to DAVID]: Definitely, somebody ought to go along . . .
AMOS [ to DAVID]: Let me go. If he starts anything, Iâll . . .
DAVID [ to ALL]: Now look, for Christâs sake, will you . . .
PAT [ to DAVID]: I forbid you to curse. Close your collar, Amos. [ Of AMOS to J.B.] Just ran two miles. [ He buttons another button on AMOS , indicating Amosâs ball. ] How do you like the new method?
AMOS [ holds up ball ]: Squeezinâ a rubber ball.
J.B.: Whatâs that, for his fingers, heh? DAVID examines his arm.
PAT: Fingers! Thatâs the old forearm. A pitcher can have