bullet, which was black and had a remote control hooked to it for speeds specific to your pleasure.
âIâve heard of this thing, and if it does what I heard it do, I want you to ring me up now,â Bella said.
âIt does work, girl. I have one, and itâs the best investment ever,â Kimara said. âI havenât hit high yet. Iâm scared if I do, Iâm going to blast off into orbit.â
Everybody chuckled. Several âIâm getting thatâsâ rang out, and all I could do was think about all the free merchandise I was going to be getting for myself.
âDo you have something like this that will benefit both the man and woman at the same time?â Mayumi asked.
âWe sure do,â Ashley said, turning to her table and picking up two toys. âThis toy here is like a condom with benefits. You slide this down on your manâs member.â
âWhatâs that big thing on the tip, where the manâs head is?â someone asked.
âThese little fringes are meant to massage and tantalize your insides when he goes in and out of you,â Ashley explained. âThis is the least expensive of our partnering toys.â
âWill that thing come off, though?â my sister Serena asked.
âIâm pretty sure it will if the man has a little dick,â Kimara said. âAinât nothing worse than getting a condom stuck up in you.â
Laughter erupted again.
âMost times it stays on, but thereâs always a chance it can come off,â Ashley said. âI am going to show you another partnering toy. This one is our highest in price, but also one of our top sellers.â
âAre those bunny ears?â Vivian asked.
âYes. This is like a cock ring, which goes around the base of the manâs member. The bullet comes with it and vibrates the both of you. The ears are meant to tickle your happy spot, and this part vibrates his ball region,â Ashley explained.
âTo get the best bang for your buck, ladies, you need to ride him. Get on top and ride until you canât ride no more. I have that, too,â Kimara said.
âYouâre just filled with spiciness, arenât you, Kimara? Is there anything you donât have?â Vivian asked.
âIâd rather not go into my repertoire of freak-nasty toys,â she joked, causing more giggles.
Finally we were getting to the nitty-gritty of the toysâthe vibrators. Ashley picked up this chocolate dildo that looked so much like a black manâs dick I had to wonder if she was into black men. From the way she was holding that seven-inch dildo, homegirl looked like she was. Regardless, I was in heaven.
âThis is the part Iâve been waiting for,â someone said.
âMe too. I need something thatâs going to satisfy me when a man ainât around,â another said.
âWell, ladies, if I donât have it here, then shame on our company, because we usually have the best of the best,â Ashley said. âOur rotating vibrators seem to be the bestsellers. With any of these, you canât go wrong. But in our traditional, this seven-inch is very popular,â Ashley said, holding up the chocolate brown vibrator.
âYâall skimping on some inches when it comes to this one, arenât you?â Shauna asked. âIâve seen some chocolate ones at least nine inches or more.â
âMe too,â I concurred.
âMost women might not want something so big up in them,â Dawn said, and the room erupted into mayhem. Most of the women were disagreeing with Dawn. I thought they were about to jump her.
âGirl, the bigger the dick, the better,â I said.
âHell, pain is pleasure,â Shauna said, taking another sip of her wine.
âThereâs not a woman I know who wants a little-dick man. We need something to fill us up,â Paige said. I had to wonder if this was said for vindictiveness.