it, then you donât have to.â
Each woman, including my guest who said she never felt herself, slid her finger inside the sleeve, frowning her face in disgust.
âDamn, this feels real. Iâm sold,â Serena said. âI might get two, in case Tyree wears one out.â
Everybody laughed.
Vivian looked at Kimara and asked, âDoes your man have this?â
âOf course he does. Once I slid that thing up and down his dick, that fool went crazy. And to enhance his pleasure, I stuck the bullet in the other end of it to make it vibrate his head when he went deep into it,â Kimara explained.
âYou know, you would be a great consultant,â Ashley suggested.
âDamn right she would. Sheâs a walking billboard on these products,â Vivian agreed.
The last product Ashley ended up talking about was the swing, and of course it was brought up by freak-nasty herself, Kimara.
âYes, we do have the swing, but I donât carry it with me due to the fact that I canât assemble it in someoneâs home. Once itâs up, itâs up. But, I do have the box, which has a picture of it and the different positions that can be done with it,â Ashley said.
Ashley passed the box around the room, and most of the women didnât want to let the box go. They were impressed with the many positions that were possible.
Once Kimara got the box, she asked Ashley, âSo, have you tried it?â
âI havenât, but I have associates who have, and they loved it,â Ashley said, giggling.
âForget swinging from the chandelier. We need this,â Shauna said.
âHow much is it?â a guest asked.
âItâs two hundred dollars,â Ashley answered.
âDamn. Thatâs a lot of money to figure out what else we can do when it comes to sex,â Vivian said.
âThis coming from the one who would like to put a stripper pole in her house,â I said.
âOkay, you got me,â Vivian said. âGreat point. Maybe I should invest in one of these bad boys, too.â
âFirst you got to get a man,â I joked.
âWho says I donât have one?â Vivian countered.
This got me to thinking. Did Vivian have a man we didnât know about? She was private like that.
Finally it was the end of Ashleyâs showing. Now it was time for her to go into a separate room to take us one by one to place our orders. This way no one knew what the other ordered. Privacy first and foremost, but most of them told what they were buying, especially my friend Kimara.
âI need some nipple drops and some more of that edible oil that heats up when you put it on your skin. I need another pocket coochie. I want some anal beads, and some of that lubricant for the anus. And Iâm getting that fishnet garter set. Iâve wanted that thing for a minute. And you know what? I think Iâm going to get that swing, too. That position with her in the swing and the man eating her out . . . hell, Iâm getting the swing for that position alone. He can do the front and twirl me around and lick the back,â Kimara said.
âYou are so nasty. You let a man lick your anal region?â Dawn asked her.
âDamn right. Iâd rather have that licked than my poon poon. You never had that done before?â Kimara asked.
âHell no,â Dawn blurted.
âGirl, you donât know what you missing. Itâs a different type of climax. It tickles at first, but once you get used to it, itâs amazing.â
I told the ladies to help themselves to the food I had catered. While they were getting their eat on, I was going to go pick out what merchandise I wanted. I went back last, because Ashley had to total up the amount of sales in order to figure out what my percentage of free merchandise would come to.
âSo, how did we do?â I asked Ashley with enthusiasm.
âWe did very well. The total came to $3,378,â Ashley said, and