this.â
The benign violation theory has also been endorsed by a very different sort of humor expert: Ben Huh, CEO of the Cheezburger Network, the multimillion-dollar silly-picture web empire that includes sites such as âI Can Has Cheezburger?â and âFAIL Blog,â with whom Pete has shared his research. âIâm a guy who makes his living off of internet humor, and McGrawâs model fits really well,â Huh told me over the phone. Lately heâs been using the model to determine which content could be the next big meme. Take a post about a church funeral getting interrupted by a parishionerâs âStayinâ Aliveâ ringtone. âThe benign violation theory applies to that,â said Huh: itâs clearly a violation for âStayinâ Aliveâ to come on during a memorial for someone whoâd just died, but itâs more benignâand therefore funnierâthan if somebody purposely turned on the theme to The Walking Dead . All in all, says Huh, âHeâs just a lot more right than anyone else.â
But the theory doesnât impress everyone. The skeptics include Victor Raskin. In the world of humor scholarship, Raskin is a titan. Among other achievements, the Purdue University linguistics professor founded the journal HUMOR , edited the influential tome The Primer of Humor Research , and helped develop the general theory of verbal humor, one of the preeminent theories of how jokes and other funny texts work. Heâs also, I discovered, not one to mince words. âWhat McGraw has come up with is flawed and bullshitâwhat kind of a theory is that?â he told me in a thick Russian accent. To Raskin, the benign violation theory is at best a âvery loose and vague metaphor,â not a functional formula like E=mc 2 . It doesnât help that among the tight-knit community of humor scholars, Peteâs few years dabbling in the subject is akin to no time at all. âHe is not a humor researcher,â grumbled Raskin. âHe has no status.â
Status or not, I decided to reserve judgment on Peteâs theory until I saw it in action. I wanted Pete to put his theory to the test. I asked him to accompany me to a Denver stand-up show so he could use his theory to critique the comedians.
He offered one better. âHow about I get up on stage myself?â
âThat,â I replied mischievously, âwould be a very good idea.â
âThank you very much,â Pete says into the Squireâs microphone, once he gets it reconnected and begins his act. âBeing a professor is a good job. I get to think about interesting things. Sometimes I get my mind on something non-academic. Lately, I have been thinking a lot about nicknames.â
âFirst, a good nickname is mildly inappropriate,â he says. âAn ex-girlfriend referred to me to her friends as âPete the Professor.â Not inappropriate, and not good. Now, if she referred to me as âPete the Penetrating PhD-Packing Professorââmildly inappropriate, and thus a good nickname.â
But Pete trips over the words âPete the Penetrating PhD-Packing Professorâ and doesnât get a laugh. Nor do folks chuckle at the other funny names he tries out: Terry the Dingleberry. Thomas the Vomit Comet.
He throws out a line about âa well-endowed African American gentleman,â hoping to get some snickers, but itâs too pedestrian for a crowd used to hearing about late-term abortions and the joys of meth. He does get a few laughs when he says that most good nicknames involve alliteration and then pauses to explain the meaning of âalliterationââalthough itâs possible folks were just laughing at the professorâs presumption.
People turn away and get lost in small talk. By the time Pete gets to the end of his four-minute routineâwith a zinger about a 35-year-old virgin nicknamed Clumpy