Chickenâheâs lost much of the audience.
âThanks. Have a good night,â Pete says, then leaves the stage amid polite applause. Heâs replaced by the open mikeâs MC, whoâs eager to punch the crowd back up. He has the perfect target.
âI thought you were going to talk about your humor theory!â the comic calls after the professor. âHe has this theory, see . . . well, who cares. Obviously, itâs WRONG!â
The crowdâs back, laughing uproariously. But the MCâs not finished.
âAll you black people, thatâs a sweater vest heâs wearing, not a bulletproof vest.â
He waits a beat. âSo go ahead and shoot him.â
Standing at the bar after his act, Pete considers his performance. âYou canât just get up there and expect to kill.â
But why didnât he kill? He spends the night mulling it over. âI clearly underestimated the audience and the challenges in creating sufficient violations,â he tells me later. âThis means the Seinfeld Strategy would have needed to be multiplied severalfold.â Of course, trying to outdo the other comedians in Squire-appropriate violations wouldnât have been a good move, either. Once word got out about the professor who spouts one-liners about slavery and crack cocaine, Pete might have had to start looking for another job.
Peteâs stand-up attempt gives the usually confident professor pause. Itâs clear, he tells me once the article comes out, that he has a ways to go before he understands the vagaries of comedyâand HuRL alone wonât take him the rest of the way. Thereâs a big, comical world out there, he says, and if he wants to figure out what really makes things funny, heâs got to venture beyond the confines of his lab.
But he canât do it alone. Just as his scholarship needs to be vetted by his academic colleagues, he needs an objective observer, someone willing to call him out if his conclusions donât pass muster.
Someone, in other words, like me.
Iâm in. The adventure sounds like a blast, plus it may help me figure out why I am such a screwed-up, hopelessly lighthearted reporter. It will be like Eat, Pray, Love , but with awkward guy hugs and dick jokes.
Still, I offer a condition. At the end of the journey, Pete has to again try his hand at stand-up. But this time, at a slightly bigger stage than the Squire: The Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, the biggest comedy event in the world. Comics work for years to earn a shot there, and a single routine can make or break a comedy career. If Pete thinks that heâs going to crack the humor code, he has to get up at the festivalâand win one for science.
2
LOS ANGELES
Who is funny?
Itâs a half hour to show time, and Louis C.K. looks miserable. The comic is slumped alone in a chair in the dingy greenroom of Denverâs Paramount Theatre, the toll of weeks on the road apparent on his face. Clearly, all he wants to do is eat his ham sandwich and get ready for his show. But instead he has to contend with the likes of usâan overexcited professor and a nervous journalist whoâve just barged in to ask him to deconstruct what he does on stage.
Itâs a wonder we got back here at all. C.K., with his stand-up specials and hit FX series Louie , is one of the biggest names in the stand-up business. Every one of the 1,800 or so seats for the show tonight at the Paramount Theatreâone of the largest and swankiest venues for comedy in the regionâhas long been sold out.
It makes sense to start our search for the secrets of humor by talking to comedians like C.K. In many ways, stand-up is the perfect petri dish for figuring out why we find things funny. Itâs comedy boiled down to basicsâjust a comedian and an audience, no backstory, no sets, no editors or producers or censors, a place where you either score a laugh or you donât.
Christina Malala u Lamb Yousafzai