bugs in the woods, Trishaâs Mom had said, itâs better to think like a horse. Pretend youâve got a tail to swish em away with.
Standing by the fallen tree, waving at the bugs but not slapping at them, Trisha had fixed her eyes on a tall pine about forty yards away . . . forty yards north, if she still had her bearings. She walked to this, and once she was standing there with her hand on the big pineâs sap-tacky trunk, she looked back at the fallen tree. Straight line? She thought so.
Encouraged, she now sighted on a clump ofbushes dotted with bright red berries. Her mother had pointed them out on one of their nature-walks, and when Trisha explained they were birdberries and deadly poisonâPepsi Robichaud had told her soâher mother had laughed and said, The famous Pepsi doesnât know everything after all. Thatâs kind of a relief. Those are checkerberries, Trish. Theyâre not a bit poison. They taste like Teaberry gum, the kind that comes in the pink pack. Her mother had tossed a handful of the berries into her mouth, and when she didnât fall down, choking and convulsing, Trisha had tried a few herself. To her they had tasted like gumdrops, the green ones that made your mouth feel kind of tingly.
She walked to the bushes, thought about picking a few berries just to cheer herself up, but didnât. She wasnât hungry, and had never felt less capable of cheering up. She inhaled the spicy smell of the waxy green leaves (also good to eat, Quilla had said, although Trisha had never tried themâshe wasnât a woodchuck, after all), then looked back at the pine. She ascertained that she was still traveling in a straight line, and picked out a third landmarkâthis time a split rock that looked like a hat in an old black-and-white movie. Next came a cluster of birches, and from the birches she walked slowly to a luxuriant nestle of ferns halfway up a slope.
She was concentrating so fiercely on keeping each landmark in view (no more looking back over yourshoulder, sweetheart) that she was standing beside the ferns before she realized she was, you should pardon the pun, overlooking the forest for the trees. Going landmark to landmark was all very well, and she thought she had managed to keep on a straight line . . . but what if it was a straight line in the wrong direction? It might be the wrong direction just by a little, but she had to have gone wrong. If not, she wouldâve come to the trail again by now. Why, she must have walked . . .
âCripes,â she said, and there was a funny little gulp in her voice that she didnât like, âit must be a mile. A mile at least .â
Bugs all around her. Minges and noseeums in front of her eyes, hateful mosquitoes seeming to hang like helicopters by her ears, giving off that maddening warble-whine. She slapped at one and missed, succeeding only in making her own ear ring. And still she had to restrain herself from smacking again. If she started doing that, sheâd end up whacking away at herself like a character in an old cartoon.
She dropped her pack, squatted, undid the buckles, turned back the flap. Here was her blue plastic poncho, and the paper sack with the lunch she had fixed herself; here was her Gameboy and some suntan lotion (wouldnât need that, with the sun now completely gone and the last patches of blue overhead filling in); here was her bottle of water and a bottle ofSurge and her Twinkies and a bag of chips. No bug-spray, though. Wouldnât you know it. So Trisha put on the suntan lotion insteadâit might keep at least the minges awayâand then returned everything to her pack. She paused just a moment to look at the Twinkies, then dumped the package in with the rest. As a rule she loved themâwhen she got to be Peteâs age her face would probably be one great big pimple if she didnât learn to lay off the sweetsâbut for the time
Morten Storm, Paul Cruickshank, Tim Lister