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The Earth
    One Awake In All The World
    Playing Doctor
    Serial Killer vs. E-Merica
    Something Borrowed, Something Doomed
    Teacher of the Century
    The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe
    The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
    Universal Language – a novel
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    Superheroes
    7 Comic Book Scripts
    A Matter of Size (mature readers)
    Forced Retirement
    Heroes of Global Warming
    The Masked Family – a novel
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    Thrillers
    Backtracker – a novel
    Day 9 – a novel
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    Trek Trilogy
    Trek Fail!
    Trek Off!
    Trek This!
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    Young Readers
    Dolphin Knight – a novel
    Lump
    Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf

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    A Young Adult Fantasy Novel That Really Rocks!
    One of Booklist's Top Ten First Novels for Youth
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    Being trapped in a book can be a nightmare—just ask Idea Deity. He’s convinced that he exists only in the pages of a novel written by a malevolent author . . . and that he will die in Chapter 64. Meanwhile, Reacher Mirage, lead singer of the secret rock band Youforia, can’t figure out who’s posting information about him and his band online that only he should know. Someone seems to be pulling the strings of both teens’ lives . . . and they’re not too happy about it. With Youforia about to be exposed in a national magazine and Chapter 64 bearing down like a speeding freight train, time is running out. Will Idea and Reacher be able to join forces and take control of their own lives before it’s too late?
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    School of Rock meets Alice in Wonderland in this fast-paced, completely unpredictable novel of alternate realities, time travel, and rock ‘n’ roll. If your favorite band does not exist . . . do you?
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    "Overall, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist is a wacky and enjoyable trip...full of intriguing, imaginative concepts that keep a reader hooked." –Thom Dunn, The Daily Genoshan
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    "This first novel has all the look of a cult fave: baffling to many, an anthem for a few, and unlike anything else out there." –Ian Chipman, Booklist Starred Review
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    " Chaos theory meets rock 'n' roll in adult author Jeschonek's ambitious, reality-bending YA debut." "...this proudly surreal piece of metafiction could develop a cult following ..."– Publishers Weekly
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    "Reading this reminded me of authors like Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman…"
– BiblioJunkies
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    THE FOOLPROOF CURE FOR CANCER
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    Copyright © 2011 by Robert T. Jeschonek
    Cover Art Copyright © 2011 by Ben Baldwin
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    Published in November 2011 by Pie Press by arrangement with the author. All rights reserved by the author.
    This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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    Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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