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them—”
    “Of course, of course!” Old Mr. Gumbeiner clicked his teeth against his pipe. “I am always wrong, you are always right. How could you stand to be married to such a stupid person all this time?”
    “I don’t know,” the old woman said. “Sometimes I wonder, myself. I think it must be his good looks.” She began to laugh. Old Mr. Gumbeiner blinked, then began to smile, then took his wife’s hand.
    “Foolish old woman,” the stranger said; “why do you laugh? Do you not know I have come to destroy you?”
    “What!” old Mr. Gumbeiner shouted. “Close your mouth, you!” He darted from his chair and struck the stranger with the flat of his hand. The stranger’s head struck against the porch pillar and bounced back.
    “When you talk to my wife, talk respectable, you hear?”
    Old Mrs. Gumbeiner, cheeks very pink, pushed her husband back in his chair. Then she leaned forward and examined the stranger’s head. She clicked her tongue as she pulled aside a flap of gray, skin-like material.
    “Gumbeiner, look! He’s all springs and wires inside!”
    “I told you he was a golem , but no, you wouldn’t listen,” the old man said.
    “You said he walked like a golem .”
    “How could he walk like a golem unless he was one?”
    “All right, all right… You broke him, so now fix him.”
    “My grandfather, his light shines from Paradise, told me that when MoHaRaL—Moreynu Ha-Rav Löw—his memory for a blessing, made the golem in Prague, three hundred? four hundred years ago? he wrote on his forehead the Holy Name.”
    Smiling reminiscently, the old woman continued, “And the golem cut the rabbi’s wood and brought his water and guarded the ghetto.”
    “And one time only he disobeyed the Rabbi Low, and Rabbi Low erased the Shem Ha-Mephorash from the golem ’s forehead and the golem fell down like a dead one. And they put him up in the attic of the shule and he’s still there today if the Communisten haven’t sent him to Moscow… This is not just a story,” he said.
    “ Avadda not!” said the old woman.
    “I myself have seen both the shule and the rabbi’s grave,” her husband said, conclusively.
    “But I think this must be a different kind golem , Gumbeiner. See, on his forehead: nothing written.”
    “What’s the matter, there’s a law I can’t write something there? Where is that lump clay Bud brought us from his class?”
    The old man washed his hands, adjusted his little black skullcap, and slowly and carefully wrote four Hebrew letters on the gray forehead.
    “Ezra the Scribe himself couldn’t do better,” the old woman said, admiringly. “Nothing happens,” she observed, looking at the lifeless figure sprawled in the chair.
    “Well, after all, am I Rabbi Löw?” her husband asked, deprecatingly. “No,” he answered. He leaned over and examined the exposed mechanism. “This spring goes here…this wire comes with this one …” The figure moved. “But this one goes where? And this one?”
    “Let be,” said his wife. The figure sat up slowly and rolled its eyes loosely.
    “Listen, Reb Golem ,” the old man said, wagging his finger. “Pay attention to what I say—you understand?”
    “Understand …”
    “If you want to stay here, you got to do like Mr. Gumbeiner says.”
    “Do-like-Mr.-Gumbeiner-says …”
    “ That’s the way I like to hear a golem talk. Malka, give here the mirror from the pocketbook. Look, you see your face? You see on the forehead, what’s written? If you don’t do like Mr. Gumbeiner says, he’ll wipe out what’s written and you’ll be no more alive.”
    “No-more-alive …”
    “ That’s right. Now, listen. Under the porch you’ll find a lawnmower. Take it. And cut the lawn. Then come back. Go.”
    “Go …” The figure shambled down the stairs. Presently the sound of the lawnmower whirred through the quiet air in the street just like the street where Jackie Cooper shed huge tears on Wallace Beery’s shirt and Chester