the suit?'
He didn't rise to the bait, rarely d i d , said,
'Jack, I have all sorts of interests and if you ever want to
get your act together, I'd be delighted to have you along.'
I looked at my watch, said,
'We'd better get this over w i t h . '
He got to his feet, his suit without a crease or crinkle, and
added,
' Y o u might have fun.'
As we headed out I said.
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'Yeah, and I might get to America someday.'
H i s car was the new sleek Datsun, grey. Accessorized his
suit. He turned the key and pulled effortlessly into the traf-
fic. He hit the tape deck or iPod or whatever and we were
blasted by music. I listened in silence for five whole minutes
- I know, I counted out the time - and finally asked,
'What on earth is that?'
He turned it up a notch, said,
'Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus.'
There are some lines there is just no reply to.
Ridge's new home was one of those huge sprawling
monsters, so beloved by the Anglo-Irish when they ruled the
land.
Once impressive, no doubt, but badly in need of repair.
A n d a bastard to heat.
We drove up a tree-lined path to the main entrance. I
asked,
' H o w many acres y o u figure he's got?'
Without a beat he said,
'One hundred and fifty-eight.'
' Y o u checked?'
He gave that familiar half-smile, said,
'I check everything.'
Didn't add,
'Reason I have the suit and the car.'
The whole place was lit up, and a bevy of cars were
already parked. Stewart reached into the back seat, grabbed
flowers and bottles of wine. He looked at me, asked,
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' Y o u didn't bring anything?'
I waited till I was out of the car, said,
'Brought y o u . '
A girl in a maid's uniform welcomed us and offered to
take our jackets.
N o .
Led us into a large room, w i t h maybe fifty people already
lashing into champagne, a huge chandelier overhead and the
walls hned w i t h paintings.
We were offered canapes and champagne. I took a glass
and Stewart asked for some water.
Ridge emerged from a throng of people, looking radiant.
I've seen her look
like shite,
lost,
angry,
hurt,
but radiant, never.
A blue silk gown made her seem like a beauty.
She hugged Stewart, thanked h i m for the lovely flowers,
then turned to me, said,
'Well, you tried.'
I was a bit taken aback, asked,
' Y o u don't like the jacket?'
She hugged me, a rare and rarer event, and said,
'It's so . . . y o u . '
The fuck was with that?
There was Anthony Bradford-Hemple and a tall bald-
headed man. She told us that her husband was deep
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in conversation w i t h a very important prospective cHent.
Something about h i m .
The man feh my stare, turned, and I felt a chill. Bald or
not, it was the guy from the airport, K u r t .
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'The Divil knows his own.'
O l d Irish proverb
Jesus wept.
I was rooted to the floor.
The blond locks had been shorn, but it was h i m .
The fuck was going on?
Champagne on top of X a n a x and the shots of Jay w o u l d
screw w i t h anybody's head. Right?
Ridge was pulling at my sleeve, going,
'Jack, are y o u O K ? '
I focused, shook my head and asked her,
'The guy w i t h your, er . . . husband, w h o is he?'
She threw a fast glance at Stewart. The one that
asks,
' D o we need to get him out of here?'
Stewart was no help and she finally said,
'That's C a r l Franz. He's arranging for Anthony to turn
our home into a tourist resort. He is so amazing.'
K u r t . . . o r maybe Carl?
C a r l with a K, Fd bet.
M r K ?
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Fuck, champagne really does meddle w i t h the brain
sockets.
Before I could arrange any of those fevered thoughts into
cohesion, they were approaching. I braced meself, resolved
to go with the flow.
Anthony was all Anglo-Irish cordiality, warmth without
conviction, went,
'Jack, so delighted you could make it. M a y I introduce
you to an esteemed prospective business partner, Mr Franz.'
K u r t put out his hand, manners counting most. He said,
'Jack, I've heard so