angel has a name, the Recording Angel, because his job ââ
â
Her
job ââ
âThe angelâs job is to write everything you ever did in your whole life â whether itâs good or bad â down neatly in the Book of Deeds.â
Last time sheâd added âneatlyâ. This time she embroidered the story a little bit more.
âIf it was a good deed, the angel smiles writing it down.â
âShe smiles a lot.â
âAnd if itâs a bad deed, the angel weeps.â
There was a slightly embarrassed pause. No one liked to mention that Celeste never wept. Oh, they couldnât count the number of times sheâd said to Mr Fairway, âDonât make me finish my sums. It isnât worth it. Iâll just sit and
howl
.â But, so far, no one had ever seen a single tear in her eye.
Marigold knew what they were thinking, but she pressed on anyway.
âBut even the angelâs tears canât wash out what is written down. Whatever the deed was, it stays in the book for ever and ever.â
There was the usual grave silence. Ian held out his crisp bag and everyone except Penny dipped in to take one while they had a think. Then Kelly said:
âBarryâs going to be in such trouble when he gets to heavenâs gate. Sheâs used up half the book already, writing down the horrid things he does.â
âShe never makes anything up, though,â Yusef defended Celeste.
âThe truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,â said Elaine.
Their eyes searched out Barry Hunter. He was over the other side of the playground, all alone, kicking an old box. Over the last weeks, his gang had dwindled to almost no one. Wayne never even tried to make friends again, after being a witness in Celesteâs book. He just went off with Stephen, who was pretty fed up with always being the one sent round the back to guard the window when they blocked the lavatories. That only left Sean. And Sean was often off school.
So Barry Hunter spent more and more of his time mucking about by himself. He was still bullying, but it wasnât the same now that each time he tried it a dozen people came running from far and wide to watch him do his worst, all shouting eagerly:
âBags be first witness!â
âNo! Let
me
!â
There was still plenty for the Book of Deeds, though. When Celeste opened it on any page, everyone would peer over her shoulder to read it.
Thursday, 4 May.
8.46Â Â Â Barry Hunter wouldnât stop putting his head under Markâs toilet door when he needed to be private. He said it was âonly a jokeâ.
Witnesses: Ian. Wayne. Yusef. Mark.
8.56Â Â Â Barry Hunter kept bumping into people on the way to Assembly. He said âStop bumpingâ loudly to everyone he bumped, but it was really him bumping. Paul, Nessa and Zabeen say he wasnât bumping hard, he was just annoying. Wayne says his bump really hurt (and he had to bump back a bit).
Witnesses: Wayne. Zabeen. Nessa. Celeste. Kelly. Ian. Lisa. Penny. Phil. Paul. Mark. Elaine. Yusef. (And Mr Fairway gave Barry one of his looks, so he must have seen too.)
9.50Â Â Â Barry Hunter sniffed near Marigold and said, âWhatâs that horrible smell?â twice.
9.51Â Â Â He did it again.
9.53Â Â Â And again.
Witnesses: Lisa. Penny. Ian. Phil. Nessa. (We didnât ask Marigold because she was upset, and she doesnât sign anyway.)
10.30 Barry Hunter ruined Claire and Elaineâs Fashion Show. First he hid some of the clothes behind the pipes, so there wasnât much time left. Then, when the people in the show were taking their turns to show their fashions off, he started booing loudly. So everyone in the show got embarrassed and wouldnât do itproperly. So Mr Fairway stopped the show. (Barry Hunter wasnât the
only
one to boo, but he was
definitely
the one who started it.)
Witnesses: Claire. Elaine. Phil.
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