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mill
  Please don’t text me this late
     oh i sold the mill
haha
 did i not tell you that
     Oh my God. 
     did you know that pantalets are out this year
that’s why im not wearing any
 
     OH MY GOD 

     rhett
 rhett
     Hello, Scarlett 
     what r u doing 
     Still in jail, I’m afraid 
     UGH
 i want to go out and no one can go out
     I’m sorry to have inconvenienced you, my dear 
     i am so so so bored 
     Bored, my dear? With a mind like yours?
  That’s something even I can’t imagine.
     is that a joke 
     I can assure you I am quite serious 
     ur making fun of me
 this is exactly why ur not received

Edgar Allan Poe
     hey 
     where are you? 
     hi 
     where are you?
you’re like two hours late
  it’s almost midnight
     i can’t get out of the house right now 
     is your car blocked?
  do you need a ride?
     no
it’s like
 there’s this bird
     there’s a bird on your car? 
     no he’s sitting on my statue
it’s like
mm it just keeps looking at me
got those fiery bird eyes
 you know?
     what? 
     fired up eyebirds
you know
like how when a bird looks at you so much
 that you can’t leave the house
     that’s
no
  that’s never happened to me
     well it’s happening like crazy over here
so i have to keep looking at him
it might take a while
oh and plus i fell asleep reading
i was asleep for like an hour
i literally just woke up
and now i have this bird thing to deal with
so i don’t think i’m going to make it tonight
 sorry hun :)

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     hey i’m going to be late to Kim’s thing
can’t really leave the house right now
 save a seat for me though okay
     is that bird still there? 
     no
lol what bird?
oh
yes
but that’s not the point
the bird’s fine, whatever
 it’s the bells
     the bells? 
     yeah
the bells, bells, bells, bells,
 bells, bells, bells-
     what bells? 
     from the jingling and the tinkling of the bells 
     what bells are in your house? 
     oh man what kind of bells AREN’T here
mellow wedding bells
golden bells
loud alarum bells
brazen bells
 terror bells
     terror bells? 
     All kinds of bells
the anger of the bells
the horror of the bells
the iron bells
sobbing bells, bells, bells, bells, bells,
 bells, bells, bells, bells
     okay
  okay I’ll save you a seat
     yeah definitely save me a seat though
i’m for sure going to make it
 i just have to sit through the bells first
     right 

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     hey is Virginia going to be there 
     which Virginia? 
     the hot one 
     I don’t know which one you mean 
     the one who’s always sick
i think she has cholera
 or tuberculosis or something
     the tall one? 
     no 
     the redhead? 
     the one whose dad is brothers with my dad 
     your cousin Virginia? 
     lol idk how else you make cousins
except for having dads that are brothers
so yeah
 oh
     I don’t know 
     save me a seat next to her okay
 if she’s coming

     hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 
     Hi 
     ok don’t be mad at me 
     why? 
     i feel like you’re going to be mad at me
or like you’re mad at me
or something
 so don’t be mad at me
     you’re not coming 
     i can’t coooome to the thiiiiing tonight
 i’m so sorry
     you can’t leave the house? 
     oh my god
 i canNOT leave the house
     I feel like that’s turning into a thing with you 
     what do you mean 
     well
like last week
you couldn’t leave the house
because you were too busy looking at a bird
  is it the bird thing again?
     hi
whoa
hi
whoa
i wasn’t LOOKING at a bird
wow where is this even coming from
the BIRD
wouldn’t stop LOOKING
 at ME
     okay 
     that’s a really big difference
anyone can look at a bird
i could go look at a bird right now if i wanted
i could go look at the same bird
he’s still fucking here
 not that you asked
     I literally just did ask 
     fuck you 
     why can’t you leave the house 
     oh my