sharp in the Aurora Restaurant (I guess thatâs the main dining hall) and that there is a mandatory muster drill at four.
âA muster drill?â I ask Viv.
âThey show us how to use lifeboats and stuff,â Viv tells me.
âOh,â I say. âThatâs cool.â
She shrugs. âWe had to do it on the Regent cruise I took last year. Itâs boring, but itâs over fast. And we can scope for hotties. Sabbi Ribiero brought her whole entourage!â
I should probably mention my brush with famousness, but, eh. Viv will get so into it and Iâll have to recount every breath I spent in the presence of her Brazilianess.
Viv digs through a folio of papers from the concierge that was set on top of the desk.
âI signed us up for all the best excursions!â she says. âSnorkeling in Roatan, which has real pirate ships, and we can take dune buggies out in Belize!â
âI will drive!â I tell her. âYou drive like brakes donât exist.â
âWhat is this word brakes ?â she says.
I cross to read over her shoulder.
Sheâs looking at a little shipboard guide with information about the cruise. Itâs printed on heavy stock.
She traces a map of our route with her finger.
âTomorrow is Key West, then we hit Cozumel, Belize, then Roatan, which is this tiny island off Honduras!â
âViv,â I say. âIâm not going to thank you like a million times and drive you crazy, but really ⦠thanks for bringing me.â
âPlease. Shut up,â she says. And she hugs me.
Thereâs a kind of a lurch underfoot.
âWhat was that?â I ask.
âThe shipâs finally moving!â Viv exclaims. She grabs me by the arms. âItâs happening! Weâre on our way!â
Iâm distracted by the engineâs rumbling and the slight, slight sensation I feelâthe floor is moving.
Hmmm. Not so sure I love that feeling.
âHey, my stomach feels ⦠like ⦠it doesnât like the floor moving,â I say.
Viv turns to me, a gleam in her eye.
âCome on,â she says. âThe air up top will take that feeling away.â
She puts her arm through mine.
Oh God, the room lists gently to the side. My head feels weird.
âLetâs go mingle!â Viv says.
Â
TOM
DAY ONE
AFTER THE INTERVIEW, TAMARA escorts Almstead and Dr. Zhang toward the entrance to the elevator.
The shipâs moving now and I was rightâthe breeze is cooling it down.
Weâre up on the top deck, which runs around the pool deck, sort of like a track. Thereâs a small swimming pool below, as well as tables and chairs set in the shade, and a long, fancy appetizer buffet.
My stomach growls.
âIâm getting hungry,â I say to Cubby, stretching.
âMe, too,â Cubby says.
My trainer, Derek, says on days like this I need to eat every four hours to keep my metabolism amped. Stoke the fire, he tells me.
Protein and greens, ideally. I can see some shrimp cocktails in crystal dishes set into a bed of ice near an ice sculpture of a giant S . It takes me a second to realize the S is for Solu. Duh.
Tamara hustles back.
âOkay, we need more teens, a few more celebs, and then weâre done for the afternoon. Having fun?â
I hate that question.
The answer is no. Iâm working.
Work doesnât have to be fun. Itâs work. Thatâs the idea.
âYeah,â I lie. âSure.â
Tamara has wrangled three giggling girls in bikinis. Theyâd better watch it with the SoluâI donât see where theyâre going to lose any weight from.
I ask them some questions and they laugh and answer. I flirt with them and they respond. Itâs easy when Iâm on cameraâI know my role.
But off camera ⦠I donât know what to talk about with girls.
I donât know where to look. Itâs like theyâre always gazing into my eyes,