handspring and a full split! I finished our second cheer with a gazelle leap, and split the rear of my jeans.
When a bunch of girls began applauding for Adair, Her Fabulousness and her court turned around and gave them nasty glares. The girls dropped their hands and looked anywhere but at us. I struggled out of my hoodie and tied the sleeves around my waist to hide my unfortunate accident.
âThank you, ladies,â said Coach Notting, briskly marking on her score sheet with a pencil.
Adair clung to me as we walked away. âHow do you think it went?â
With just three pairs of girls left to audition, I could honestly say, âYouâre going to look amazing in green and silver.â
My friend beamed.
âCadence and Willow were great too,â I said. Cadence Steele and Willow Christopher were two Nobodies who had tried out ahead of us. Willow had tons of energy and could jump higher than my waist! And Cadence had the best dance moves of anyone out there, except Adair. âI bet theyâll make it with you.â
âDonât be so sure,â muttered Adair.
I understood. The competition was tough, and the Somebodies had the edge. Still, most of the Somebodies had been less than stellar. Her Fabulousness didnât make any mistakes in front of the judges, but she was, clearly, bored. Dijon hadnât put an ounce of enthusiasm into her cheers. She didnât yell. She spoke. Once, she even yawned in the middle of a cheer. Ãvian had plenty of spirit, all right, but was worse than me when it came to remembering the words. Venice and Truffle couldnât stop giggling throughout their entire audition. They didnât even finish their second cheer. If ever there was a chance for one or two or maybe even three talented Nobodies to make the team, this was the year!
âWhen will you know the results?â I asked Adair.
âLetâs see . . . probably next Monday or Tuesday. Mrs. Rivkin usually posts the list on the ASB bulletin board outside the cafeteria.â She glanced up at the clock. âIâve got to get going. My mom will be waiting. Thanks for cheering with me, Coco. I couldnât have done it without you.â
âAnytime.â I crossed my eyes. âKidding!â
Fawn was in the same spot on the grass where weâdleft her. Seeing me approach, she lowered her e-reader. âHowâd it go?â
âAdair was brilliant.â
âAnd you?â
âCould be the first girl in Big Mess cheerleading history to get a negative score.â
She tilted her head. âWhy are you walking funny?â
âTo keep this from getting worse.â I whipped around and flipped up the back of my jacket.
âOh ho, ho!â
âYou should know Iâm plotting my revenge against you.â
âThanks for the warning,â she said, reaching for her backpack. âYou plot. Iâll sew.â Fawn was going to be a famous fashion designer one day. She was always attaching all kinds of lace, fringe, beads, and assorted dangly things to her vintage outfits, which meant she carried a needle and thread with her for when the lace, fringe, beads, and assorted dangly things fell off.
We had about forty minutes before Fawnâs mom was due to pick us up. Fawn said that was plenty of time to fix my seam, so we went into the girlsâ locker room. I led us to my PE locker in the last row, sat down on the bench, and took off my jeans. Fawn got to work onthe repair. It was chilly sitting in my underwear. I was debating whether I should put on my gym shorts when we heard a clang.
âIt must have been ninety degrees in that gym.â
I knew that voice. It was Miss Furdy.
âMy head is pounding.â
And Mrs. Ignazio.
âI think I may have some aspirin in my purse.â
And Coach Notting.
âThe cheer judges,â I hissed at Fawn. âTheyâre here!â
Her head shot up, a piece of thread hanging from
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