his, is all.
BILL JENKS : âOliver Wendell Homes Cassandra.â Wow.
I think your family may be known to me.
You wouldnât have a brother?
JOHN : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Iâd have two.
BILL JENKS : Would one be Mark?
JOHN : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â We call him Cass.
BILL JENKS : I had some dealings with a Mark Cassandra
From California. Actually, I shot him.
Actually, more than once. I shot him twice.
Not twice on one occasionâonce
On each of two quite separate occasions.
Once by mistakeâthe second time, on purpose.
Popped him like a Coney Island clown.
JOHN : I know all about it. Heâs my brother.
BILL JENKS : Mark Cassandra.
JOHN : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Yes, sir. Mark Cassandra.
BILL JENKS : I donât think weâre going to be friends.
A SECOND BUS DRIVER enters.
DRIVER 2 : Folks, I got as many seats as you got butts
To fill âem up, but what I lack is time
To mess around and all, so git along,
And all aboard, and off we go, and so on.
JOHN : Maâam, can you point me where to put this cross?
DRIVER 2 : I donât believe I will. Thatâs not allowed.
The glory train donât carry no religious
Signifying statues of any type,
No banners, emblems, images, or icons,
No crosses, crescents, Hebrew hexagrams,
No Guadalupey Ladies, no Buddhistic
Eight-armed elephants from Hindustan;
None but the uncreated, changeless, true,
Eternal, kind of gray and kind of blue
Dog in flight. I guess you could say pewter.
Pewter is the color of the greyhound.
Houston! Austin! San Antonio!
JOHN : Youâre going to Houston , is it, maâam?
BILL JENKS : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Farâout.
JOHN : Butâwhat about the bus to Dallas?
DRIVER 2 : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Houston,
Houston, Texas! San Antonio!
JOHN : But we just had a gal in here announced
That she was the Houston bus.
DRIVER 2 : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Nope. She was Dallas.
A Dallas driver will generally lie.
Thatâs why I stay the heck away from Dallas.
Heck, they killed the president in Dallas.
Houstonâs the place you need to be.
BILL JENKS : But then, of course, you could be lying, too.
DRIVER 2 : Thatâs absolutely the case. Youâre catching on.
Yes. I could be a lying Dallas driverâ¦
Aboard for Houston! If thou dost believe!
[ Exits; fading O.S. ]
â¦Ten nine eight seven six five four three twoâ¦
Sound of bus leaving.
JOHN : This is total bullshit. Nothing less.
BILL JENKS : If they can mess with you, they mess with
you.
Thatâs a fact of nature here in Texasâ
Iâm speaking as a Mississippianâ
But, also: Donât you ask for disrespect
By traveling your way in prison whites?
I speak now as a Mississippian
With nothing but the highest, deepest, fullest
Regard for your West Coast Cassandra clan,
Excluding, naturally, that full-on, rank,
Hellborn, Hellbound slut-soul, your brother Mark,
Who spawned his own self fucking his own mother.
JOHN : Thatâs some rowdy talk! You better hope
The prison preaching holds, and I stay Christian!
BILL JENKS : Iâd neverâve done my time without that kid
Making himself such goshdarn fun to shoot.
JOHN : He dropped the charges.
BILL JENKS : Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â That was good of himâ
JOHN : Heâd never send a guy to jail. Heâs just
A crook himself. But, now, revengeâ
Revenge is