whereas theyâd beg to store their butter in your mouth if fridges didnât exist. Come on, do itâIâll pretend Iâm your foreign penfriend.â
Gemma started shaking a little bit, but I poked her in the ribs and she leapt forwards and landed right next to the two instrument-holding students.
âHey,â she mumbled, âhowâre things?â
âWho are you?â replied the boy in a voice that made it sound like meeting us was only slightly better than kissing a dung beetle.
âGemma. Iâm in the orchestra,â she said. âI play the cello. This is my penfriend Sesame . . . er, I mean . . . Sashimi.â
âSashimi?â
âYes. Sheâs Japanese.â
The two students stared at me in mild disbelief, for which I donât blame them. Thereâs a reason Gemma isnât Cambridgeâs number one self-made-supersleuth.
âAnyway,â said Gemma, âme and her, I mean she and I, were wondering if perhaps you know where Jenna Jenkins is.â
âWhy?â the boy asked.
âBecause,â replied Gemma in a strained voice, âbecause . . . well, Sashimi wants to . . . er . . . invite her to Japan . . . to dance . . . at the Emperorâs annual Yule ball.â
I rolled my eyes so forcefully that I managed to get a glimpse of my own brain.
âListen, I think I know what youâre playing at,kids,â said the girl. âYouâve heard that Jennaâs disappeared, and you thought youâd have a little detective game. Am I right?â
Gemma said, âYes.â
I said, âIe!â which means ânoâ in Japanese, but no one understood.
âWell, Iâm sure youâve got better things to be doing with your time,â said the girl. âJenna simply decided to leave Cambridge, everyone here is sure of that. Too much pressure, too much competition. Nothing mysterious at all.â
âWhoâs replacing her?â asked Gemma.
âHer understudy, Stacy Vance. Thatâs what understudies are for.â
The boy checked his watch. âOK, Shauna, weâd better go. And you too, Gemma, if thatâs your real name. Itâs time.â
Forgetting that I was Japanese, I erupted, âWait a minuteâStacy Vance? Whatâs she like? Does she have a murderous sort of personality?â
The girl burst out laughing and turned back. âYouâve got the wrong suspect there, love. Stacy and Jenna are best friends. Stacyâsabsolutely distraught that Jenâs disappeared. Sheâs been looking for her all weekend.â
And they vanished into the wings.
I paced to and fro for a while, wondering if Stacy Vance could have chopped Jenna Jenkins into tiny cubes and drowned them in the river Cam just to get to play her part, but eventually I made my way to the huge concert hall. From the orchestra pit rose the screeches and whines of the violins and cellos. I hate string instruments. The sound gets inside your head like itâs sawing through your brains. I donât tell Gemma that. She was inside the pit, scraping her bow against the strings like all the others. She winked at me, and I blinked back for want of winking ability.
âWhat are you doing here, young lady?â
I turned around. It was a student about as tall as me and as big as me, but with a bow tie, and who looked vaguely familiar.
âIâm friends with Gemma Sarland.â
âWho?â
âThe one there with the pearl earrings and shameful Mr. Men knickers.â
âWhat? Where?â
âThere. Sheâs wearing a skirt, youâll have to take my word for it.â
âAnd who are you?â
âMy name is Sesame. How about you, pray?â
âEdwin. Iâm the producer.â He looked at me mysteriously as if to unlock some invisible trapdoor on my forehead. âGo and sit
Patria L. Dunn (Patria Dunn-Rowe)