itâs getting really warm.â
âOh?â
âYeah, weâre getting closer to the sun. And the Asteroid Belt will go mad without Jupiter. Thereâs nothing to stop stuff from that crashing into us, and ultimately . . .â
Behind us, the door to the street swings open. Ericâs dad, Colin, stands in the doorway. They look exactly the same, but Colinâs bigger, lopsided and got less snot and carrot on his face.
âEric, sweetheart â a bit under the weather?â
âUltimately what?â I ask.
But Eric doesnât answer, just throws up over his fatherâs trousers and staggers out.
Chapter 10
Iâm beginning to wonder if shrinking Jupiter was such a good thing. At the end of school I get to look for it in the playground. Fat chance â a thing the size and colour of a lentil in a gravel football pitch?
The boats are gone and someoneâs stolen the dinosaur.
I walk home, and to make myself feel better I do a bit more shrinking. Just a little bit. Nothing serious.
A bench,
Click
.
The large plastic hot dog outside the chip shop, which Mum hates,
Click
.
A sand sculpture of the Prime Minister,
Click
. It dissolves in my hand.
I stop for a moment. Mr and Mrs Albermarle go past. Heâs ever so tall, and she seems to be holding on to his coat as if he might run away.
Once theyâve gone, I look around for more things to shrink.
A pumpkin lantern from outside the pub,
Click
.
Another pumpkin lantern,
Click
.
Itâs getting dark, so the pumpkin lanterns look really cute, about the size of cherry tomatoes, but glowing. I take four more.
Click
,
click
,
click
,
click
.
Oh yes! I line them up on the sea wall and put the bench at the end. The bench is completely perfect in every way. Itâs even got a tiny drinks can scrumpled into the back.
Something whooshes over my head.
And another, and another.
Whoosh.
Whoosh.
Whoosh.
Shooting stars, masses of them.
Wow. Like fireworks.
Theyâre going off all the time.
Awesome.
I blow out the candles in the pumpkin lanterns and put them gently into my backpack. The bench just fits on top with the plastic hot dog. Perhaps Iâll give these to Tilly.
Ericâs dad scuttles along the road. Heâs got a massive roll of wire that heâs laying out behind him.
âOh â evening, Grandson of Amalthea.â
I nod. I really donât know what to say to him.
He points up at the shooting stars. âTheyâre coming, Tom. Wonât be long.â And he runs on, paying out his wire.
A band of trick or treaters career by, and I tuck myself in against a wall. Ericâs hanging around at the back. I can tell itâs him â even with make-up, no one has a face that white. He doesnât look very happy.
If Iâd been sick at school, Grandma would never let me out, but I suppose that with a dad like Ericâs anything goes.
They disappear around the corner. I wonder what the time is? Iâd like to see the news, but I donât want to go anywhere near home, or the town hall, not with Mum dressed in a pumpkin suit. Who knows what Dadâs dressed as â Frankenstein?
I hope nobody goes to âMr and Mrs Magicâs Night of Halloween Funâ. I hope itâs a disaster and they give up and we can go back to London.
I cross the square and peer into the penny arcade. The man in the booth is watching the telly. Thereâs a shot of London Zoo, and a picture of a polar bear, then a reporter stands by a big crater, and I can see that the wall of the zooâs disappeared. They show a tiny piece of rock, and some men in white all-in-one suit things and a load of zookeepers running around with torches looking in the trees. Then a red-faced man with a penguin under his arm starts talking to the camera.
Then they show a picture of the Eiffel Tower, with a chunk missing.
Then they show a map of the solar system with Jupiter missing.
Itâs all my