fault.
Iâm going to destroy the planet and thereâs nothing I can do about it.
I feel 100% rubbish.
Then I feel 100% angry. Itâs not all my fault â some of itâs Jacob Devlinâs fault. He was the one that emptied Jupiter out on to the playground.
Iâll go home. Watch the news. Maybe tell Mum later?
I turn to go back to the house, but somethingâs clattering on the street. Someoneâs dragging something.
Grandmaâs stick?
Again?
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But itâs not Grandma. Itâs something huge, with a stick pushing something smaller along the road. The smaller thingâs whimpering.
I shrink back against the wall.
The huge thingâs Jacob Devlin, and the whimpering thingâs Eric. Jacobâs got a plastic toasting fork in his hand, and heâs pressing it into Ericâs back. Jacobâs wearing a shiny red plastic devilâs costume. Even in the near dark I can see that itâs meant for a much smaller person.
âRight, Snot Face Geek . . .â
âMy nameâs Eric.â
â
My nameâs Eric
. So?â He jabs at Eric.
âSo leave me alone.â
âI might, if you give me all your sweets.â
âBut I havenât got any.â
âAll right then, if you canât give me your sweets, then Iâve got something for you. After all, you barfed on me â you âvery kindlyâ gave me your breakfast. I want to give you something back, so I think Iâll give you my dinner.â
âWhat?â The pumpkin lanterns reflect in Ericâs glasses.
âIâve been trick or treating,â says Jacob. Heâs doing something with the tail of his devil costume.
Eric doesnât answer. He pulls back, but Jacobâs about twice his size and Eric doesnât get far. âAnd Iâve been eating since I came out of school.â Itâs hard to see in the dark, but I think Jacobâs wrapped the tail of his devilâs costume around Ericâs hands. âIâve eaten Monster Crunch, chocolate witches, popping candy frogs and toffee.â He lets out a belch. âSmokey bacon crisps, mint choc chip ice cream, flying saucers, cola, three hot dogs, lemonade, cheesy krispies, sherbert fountains, and chips.â Jacob lets out another belch.
Ericâs pressing himself back against the wall, and Jacobâs holding him tight. Or rather the mass of Jacobâs stomach is holding Eric tight.
âAnd I had those chips, with loads and loads of brown sauce, and I washed it all down with milk.â
I stare through the dark. I donât think Jacob knows Iâm here.
âSo all Iâve got to do is stick my fingers, just like this.â I see his devil head go back, his fingers against the last light like a pronged tongue going into his mouth.
âNo â you wouldnât.â Eric sounds panicky.
Surely, even Jacob Devlin wouldnât . . . Maybe he would? I run five paces further back and before I even think about it I lift my hand, put the forefinger and thumb together, and,
Click
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Oh no. Iâve really done it now.
Ericâs still got his hands tied together, but thereâs this red string, reaching all the way into my hand. It stops at a little red squirming thing.
A cold hot rush sweeps over me, and for a second I consider dropping it and running.
âHelp!â A tiny voice comes from the red shiny grub. Eric walks towards me, and I see that heâs gone even whiter, and looks like heâs going to be sick again.
âNo â itâs OK,â I say, although I donât believe it myself for one second. âI did it.â
âYou?â Ericâs voice comes out all scratchy and surprised. âThat thing â thatâs Jacob Devlin?â
I look again at the horrible little grub on my palm, and nod my head.
We sit in Ericâs utterly weird bedroom. I think weâre both in shock. But
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