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the
junglies
, flying Wessex 5 and the new Sea King 4, and
stovies
, flying the Navy’s shiny new Sea Harrier vertical take-off and landing jets. My few months at Yeovilton were brilliant fun. I knew that either
junglie
or
stovie
would be an attractive option once I finished flying training.
    Towards the end of 1980, I resumed my place in the training pipeline and completed a range of ground courses. My fellow trainees and I spent a gruesome week being schooled in aviation medicine and advanced first aid at Seafield Park in Hampshire. Here we learnt how easy it was to become extremely disoriented whilst airborne. Each of us was strapped in turn into a rotating chair that was spun around. Starting with our heads down and eyes closed, we were then asked to lift our heads up and open our eyes. Watching others become completely unbalanced and fling themselves involuntarily out of the chair was a lot more entertaining than when we had to experience it for ourselves. The most shocking demonstration was to sit in the chair with eyes closed while the chair was spun up very slowly indeed. I was not aware of any movement at all. Opening my eyes to discover the world rushing past at a rate of knots was extremely disconcerting, though highly entertaining for onlookers.
    In an adapted decompression chamber we all experienced a few minutes of hypoxia, the state of drowsiness that ensues at high altitude, and which can lead to death if insufficient oxygen reaches the brain. The staff set up a realistically simulated helicopter crash scene for us to use our first-aid skills. All Royal Navy aircrew have a special memory of the horribly realistic sucking chest wound that blows little bubbles of blood and the supposedly wounded leg that turns out to be completely severed.
    We also spent eight days in the New Forest on survival training. This involved being dropped in the middle of nowhere with only the clothes we were wearing and a tiny survival tin full of glucose sweets. The first twenty-four hours were not fun. Ten of us were invited to swim across a freezing lake to clamber into a nine-man liferaft that simulated a ditching at sea. Discomfort, sudden attacks of cramp, and one of our colleagues with the runs, made the time pass very slowly indeed. It was a relief to be able to swim back to the shoreline and start an eighty-mile trek over the next three days. The last five days were spent building a shelter called a ‘basher’ and practising our survival skills – setting traps, carving spoons out of bits of wood, and skinning and cooking a rabbit that had been temporarily liberated from the local pet shop. I lost a stone in weight during these eight days.
    Our final noteworthy course was one well loved by all Navy aircrew. Colloquially known as ‘the dunker’, the underwater escape trainer is a diving tower filled with water. The purpose of the dunker is to teach aircrew how to survive a ditching at sea. Perched on the end of a hydraulic ram above the water is a replica of a helicopter cockpit and cabin. The aircrew, dressed in normal flying gear and helmets, strap into the cockpit at the front or the cabin at the back. The module then lurches downwards into the water rolling neatly upside down some twelve feet underwater. Our mission is to escape before we all drown.
    The staff took us through the ditching procedure. As soon as you know you’re heading for a swim, the first thing is to pull the quick release lever that jettisons the door. In the dunker, we simply had to simulate this. As the helicopter hits the water, with one hand you grab onto a fixed handle in the cockpit, with the other you prepare to release your straps. As the helicopter disappears under water, you grab one last gasp of air. When all movement stops, you release your straps, haul yourself out using the handle as a reference point, and allow buoyancy to take you up to the surface.
    My first experience of the dunker was unnerving and