speaking of birthday presentsâ¦â my dad said as he pulled a wrapped package out of his closet.
My dad hasnât worked since his accident, and he doesnât have a lot of money. His presents are usually stuff he picks up at the dollar store. I wasnât expecting much when I tore off the wrapping paper. So I was totally blown away when I saw that my present was the new Nintendo portable video game system.
âDad!â I exclaimed. âWhereâd you get the money for this?â
âYour mother chipped in on it,â he replied. âItâs from both of us.â
I thanked him about a million times. After we had some pizza and tried out the video game system, I figured it was time to leave. My dad gets tired early, and my mom doesnât like me riding my bike home late at night.
âHey, I got a brainstorm,â Dad said as I picked up my stuff to go. âAs long as youâre going back in time to see Clemente, how about doing your old man a little favor while youâre there?â
Uh-oh. I was afraid he was going to ask me to do something. He usually does. My dad is always cooking up some get-rich-quick scheme for me to pull off for him. Like, heâll give me money to deposit in the bank fifty years ago so he can collect the interest. Or heâll assign me to buy up baseball cards in the past so he can sell them at todayâs prices. Itâs so annoying.
âDad, we talked about this,â I said. âIâm not gonnado some borderline illegal thing to make money. Forget about it.â
âNo, no, nothinâ like that,â Dad said. âAll I want you to do is stop Clemente from getting that cheap infield hit in the 1960 World Series.â
âDad!â
âYou could rewrite baseball history, Butch!â he exclaimed. âYou could win the World Series for the Yankees!â
I didnât like the idea. It sounded wrong. How could I even do that, anyway? And if I was going to change history, it would have to be for a more important reason.
âHavenât the Yankees won the World Series enough times?â I asked.
âAh, I guess youâre right,â Dad said with a sigh. âBut what about this? You said Clemente and Thurman Munson were teammates one year, right? And they both died in plane crashes. Well, while youâre talking Clemente out of getting on his plane, how about telling him to talk Munson out of getting on his plane?â
âDadâ¦â
âThink of it as saving two birds with one stone,â he said. âNothinâ wrong with that, is there?â
My father looked at the portable video game system that he had just given me. Then he looked at me again.
âIâll see what I can do,â I told him.
Thatâs what my mom always says to me when shedoesnât want to make any promises. Iâll see what I can do.
âFair enough,â Dad said, reaching up to hug me. âOh, one last thing before you go. Remember how you said your only problem was that you didnât have a Clemente card?â
âYeah.â
âWell, I think you might have another problem,â Dad said. âYouâre gonna have a tough time convincing Clemente not to get on that plane.â
âWhy?â
âBecause Roberto Clemente didnât speak English.â
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Goingâ¦Goingâ¦Gone!
OKAY, SO ROBERTO CLEMENTE WAS FROM PUERTO RICO, AND he didnât speak English. Big deal. I really didnât think the language barrier would be that much of a problem. I mean, how hard could it be to say âDonât get on the plane!â in Spanish? If worst came to worst, I could always use sign language. Itâs not hard to pantomime a plane crashing into the ocean.
Of course, if I was lucky enough that my dadâs messed-up baseball card actually worked and I was able to get to Roberto Clemente, it wouldnât hurt to know a little Spanish. I would want to have a