Farley. âMake yourself comfortable.â
I looked at the wicker love seat where he was sittingâthere was maybe a foot and a half of clearance. It would be a very tight squeeze.
âDr.âBeth, please, sitââ
But Beth insisted. âIâve been parked on my ass all day.â She said âassâ right in front of her daughter and didnât bother to censor herself. Only Mr. Farley cleared his throat.
I was made to sit. I pressed my knees together, so they wouldnât knock into Ed Farleyâs. I could feel his tense thighs against mine. Beth began pacing around the room, swinging her arms vigorously. Hannah did the same thing to increase circulation. Black, wiry sprouts of hair peeked out from under Bethâs arms through her sleeveless, shapeless tunic top.
I couldnât picture a more mismatched pair than Beth Mazer and Ed Farley. Beth looked like she was well into her forties: her face was gaunt, with yellow circles under her large, dark eyes. Blackheads studded her nose. Perhaps if Beth dyed her hair or blow-dried her frizzy strands straight, she might have minimized the age gap between them. Still, she seemed to carry herself with the confidenceâand entitlementâof a younger, prettier woman.
âJane!â Beth said. âWe are thrilled to meet you. Tell us everything.â
Everything?
I reached for the file folder in my bag. âHere is my résuméââ
Beth waved it away. âWe want to get to know
you
. Letâs have a conversation.â
Werenât we already? âUm, okay.â
âYou just graduated from college, right? What was that experience like?â
Bethâs question was oddly open-ended.
âIt was good, I guess. I double-majored in finance and accounting.â
âIsnât that a shame, Beth.â It was Mr. Farley who spoke.
âIgnore him, Jane. That comment was more about me than about you.â Over my head they exchanged a look. Beth went on. âI suppose the catâs out of the bag, Jane: I have something of a predisposed bias against banker types. They
are
my motherâs people!
Clearly
Iâm a self-hater. So it goes, so it goes.â Clearly Beth was an oversharer. As she spoke, her cheeks did not flush red, the way most normal peopleâs would when they realized they were divulging too much information.
She went on. âBut frankly, Jane, Iâm surprised youâre applying for this kind of job. You seem like a bright, sensitive young woman, despite your degree.â
It wasnât a question, so I didnât answer it.
âTell us where youâre from.â
âQueens. Flushing.â
Beth called out to Devon, âRemember, sweetie? The last time we were in Queens? When I took you to see the Mets play the Giants?â
Devon turned from her window perch. âAnd the Mets
lost,
â she said, scrunching her nose. âThey
always
lose.â
âYouâve got to believe, sweetie.â
People only ever have two stories about Queens: bad times at JFK and bad times at Shea Stadium.
âAnd what do your parents do out there?â Beth backpedaled hastily. âThat is, if youâre comfortable talking about it. I know
I
hate it when people are always like, âAnd what do
your
parents do?â God, look at me! Iâm turning into my mother.â Beth made an exaggerated shudder, presumably for comic effect, but when she finished that routine, she stared down at me, waiting for an actual answer.
âMy uncle has a grocery store in Flushing.â
âYour . . . uncle?â
I found myself craving the sterility of corporate-finance interviews.
âI live with his family. TheyâMy mother died a while ago.â
The curtains parted, and Devon came bounding across the room. She put her face right up to mine. âHow did your mother die?â
âDevon!â Beth said sharply. I exhaled a sigh of relief. But