short, dyed red hair and a face that looked like a road map of deep wrinkles. Faye liked to give advice, something sheâd no doubt honed over decades of conversations with clients. Cordelia thought she was a hoot, but at the moment, she found her more frustrating than amusing. âClose the door, Faye. Joanna isnât here yet.â
Faye took a drag off her cigarette. âJust checking.â She had a deep, whiskey voice, a voice that a Mafia don would have envied.
âYeah, well, Joanna needs some privacy. Remember? We had that little chat about leaving her alone, at least for the first few days.â
âIâm not gonna bother her,â muttered Faye, stepping farther out into the hall, a pissed-off look on her face. âJeez, you must think everyone in this building is some pathetic star fucker. Iâve met my share of celebrities in my time, you know. I know how to act. Did I ever tell you about the time I gave Debra Winger a haircut?â
âYes,â said Cordelia, trying to sound patient. âLook, I just donât want people descending on Joanna as soon as she walks in the door. Who she chooses to make friends with is up to her. Iâll be happy to introduce you, but give her a little space, okay? We clear on that?â
âI was just looking. A gal can look, canât she?â
âHi, Faye,â said Hattie with a shy little wave.
âHi yourself,â replied Faye. Her grin was lopsided. âYouâre as cute as a bug, you know that?â
Hattieâs face puckered. âIâm not a bug!â
âItâs an expression, Hatts,â said Cordelia, patting her leg. âIt just means youâre sweet.â She glanced at Faye. Out of the side of her mouth she whispered, âSheâs into a very literal idiom at the moment.â
Hattie gave a big nod. âYup. Sweet. Yike strawberries.â Like all true Thorns, she wasnât plagued by self-doubt.
âRemember what I said. You ever need a babysitterââ
Cordelia held up a jewel-encrusted hand. âIâve got you on the list. Between Hattieâs live-in nanny and me, we can usually cover everything, but Iâll keep you in mind.â
âI love little girls. Donât forget.â Faye fixed her eyes on the floor for a second, blowing smoke out of the side of her mouth, then turned her back to Cordelia. âYeah. Well. Gotta go. The Price Is Right is on.â She slipped back inside and shut the door.
Lifting Hattie off her shoulders, Cordelia entered the loft. She wanted to give the place one final look-see just to make sure everything was in order. Fresh linens. Fresh towels. Cordelia had already stocked the kitchen with the bare necessitiesâfresh-roasted coffee beans from Dunn Bros, a slice of double-cream Brie from Surdykâs, a loaf of Asiago pepper bread and two baguettes from Turtle Bakery, a dozen organic eggs and a large lump of brown sugarâsmoked salmon from the Wedge, a quart of fresh OJ from Lunds, a pint of red pepper mascarpone and an antipasto salad from Broders, and for a treat, a dense, fudgy Finlandia Torte from Taste of Scandinavia. Cordelia figured these, and a few other essentials, were enough to tide Joanna over until morning.
âWhat is this pyace?â Hattie asked reverently. Today, Hattie was dressed in a long black velvet dress and bright pink slippers. At three-and-a-half, she was already a budding Gothâbut with a few unresolved color issues.
âThis is where Auntie Joanna is staying,â said Cordelia.
âI yuv this pyace!â exclaimed Hattie, turbocharging over to a rack of cheap colored glass water goblets.
âNo touching, okay?â
Before she could begin checking out the loft, the phone rang. Rushing into the kitchen, she picked up the receiver. It was a delivery guy downstairs wanting to come up with some flowers. Cordelia buzzed him in. At the same time, out of the corner of