her eye, she saw Hattie climb up on one of the dining room chairs, pull her bubble gum out of her mouth, and plop it down on the wood tabletop.
âHatts! Stop!â The interior wasnât exactly child-friendly.
Sprinting across the room, she reached the table just as Hattie squished the gum flat with the palm of her hand. âWhat did I tell you about gum? It belongs in your mouth.â
âOr in my hair,â added Hattie knowingly.
As Cordelia finished peeling the gum off, the doorbell rang.
âComing,â she called, depositing the sticky wad in a wastebasket.
When she opened the door, the delivery guy asked her to sign for the package. âYou Joanna Kasimir?â he asked, cocking an eye at her.
âYes,â said Cordelia, scribbling her name.
âThe actress?â
âWhat do you think?â she snarled.
âI think Iâm leaving,â he said, turning and walking away.
Cordelia glanced at the gray-and-orange paper the flowers came wrapped in and decided it was a tasteless florist. She looked around the room for someplace to set it. Hattie was now under the dining room table.
âItâs beau-ti-ful down here!â She motioned for Cordelia to climb under with her.
âHattie, do the math. Auntie Cordelia wonât fit under there. Now come out this minute. Iâm counting.â She set the package on an end table, then changed her mind and moved it to the floor behind one of the hideous chain-saw sculptures.
5
âY ou goinâ out?â called Hillary Schinnâs dad. Fred Schinn was a retired stonemason, a man with cottony white hair, a red face, and rough hands. And he was diabetic. He was lying on the couch in the living room of his Richfield home, cup of coffee resting on his stomach, his swollen legs propped up on a pillow.
Hillary was standing by the entrance to the kitchen, looking at herself in a full-length mirror that was hung on the back of the door. âYeah,â she said, standing sideways and pressing a hand to her stomach. Sheâd been on a diet for the past three weeks, ever since she found out that Joanna Kasimir was coming to town, but she hadnât lost more than two pounds. It was depressing beyond belief. Her boyfriend always said she looked great, but guys lied to get laid. It was a simple fact. She was a good thirty pounds over the number on the weight chart at her doctorâs office, and that meant she was a frumpy butterball, one who still lived with her dad. How pathetic was that?
During her twenties, Hillary simply assumed that by the time she was thirty, sheâd have kids, a great job, a reasonably handsome husband, a home, a yard, and a fat bank accountânot a fat body. Nothing had worked out the way sheâd planned. Sheâd gone to the U of M,
got her degree in journalism, but the year she graduated the job market was in the toilet. Maybe she didnât always interview well. She was often immobilized by a bad case of nervesâjust like right now. Her hands were clammy and her stomach was in knots.
To get by, Hillary had worked various dead-end jobs over the yearsâBurger King, the Nicollet Car Wash, the Town Talk Cleaners, and Blockbuster video. Sheâd finally taken a position at a local hospital. For the past two years sheâd been selling flowers and balloons to the families of the sick and dying. It was too depressing for words, which only made it seem even more important that she find a job as a freelance journalist. All she needed was one measly break. If things worked out as she hoped, Joanna Kasimir would be that break.
âWhere you goinâ?â asked her dad, flipping channels on the TV.
âOut.â
âOut where?â
âDonât pressure me, okay? I feel like my brain is about to explode.â
He sighed loudly. âAlways so dramatic. You got that from your mom. Hey, will you make me a sandwich before you go? My legs are really bad