over money to flocks of ragged stool-pigeons who tipped him off. He dressed fit to kill and was very well-mannered. And when the spying was over for the day he came back to his sumptuous apartment and slapped Miss Ball around. When he got tired of slapping her around he nuzzled her, and bit her on the neck, and then threw her a gold lamé dress and they went out on the town where, in the middle of their expensive dinner, they were set upon by the squat shaven-headed crooks. Her undercover agent boyfriend was a real bastard, but you couldnât help liking the guy. In the end he ran out on Miss Ball. To do good.
âHere he comes now,â said Miss Ball to Mr. Gibbon.
Mr. Gibbon turned away and began staring at the loudspeaker of the radio.
âGood morning.â It was Herbie.
âYouâre early,â said Miss Ball. âYouâre an early bird.â
â Shh .â Mr. Gibbon did not turn. He seemed to be shushing the radio.
âI try,â Herbie whispered.
âThatâs what counts.â
âShut up,â said Mr. Gibbon. He still did not turn away from the radio, and the radio happened to be playing the National Anthem. As soon as he said it the anthem ended, and the effect was quite incongruous. Shut up and then the end of that glorious song.
âYour first breakfast,â said Miss Ball.
âYes,â said Herbie. âMy first breakfast.â
âDid you ever shoot a machine-gun?â Miss Ball leaned toward Herbie.
âBeg pardon?â
âA machine-gun.â She chewed her toast. âDid you ever shoot one?â
âNo. Why?â Herbie twitched.
âJust asking, thatâs all.â
âDid you ever shoot a machine-gun?â
âNo.â
âBut youâd like to shoot one. Is that it?â
âNo.â Miss Ball laughed. âReally no.â
âYouâre interested in guns? You collect them or . . .â
âGosh,â said Miss Ball, âI didnât mean to start anything. I was just wondering out loud, just making conversation. Idle conversation I guess youâd call it.â
âThatâs what I call it,â Mr. Gibbon said, turning full face upon Miss Ball.
Mr. Gibbonâs face was a study in hardened stupidity. It had an old hungry look about it.
Mr. Gibbonâs lips kept moving, as if he were silently cursing Miss Ballâs idle conversation or finishing his egg. This made his noseâwhich was pointed and hookedâmove also. Mr. Gibbon was wearing a khaki tie, a gray shirtâa sort of uniform.
âIâm not talking to you , â Miss Ball said petulantly.
âIâm talking to you,â said Mr. Gibbon. âI went through three wars just soâs I could sit here in peace and quiet and listen to my favorite song. And with you blathering I canât hear myself think, let alone listen to my favorite . . .â
âWe have a new boarder.â
â. . . song,â Mr. Gibbon finished. He recovered and said to Herbie, âYou been in the army?â
âNo.â
âNo what?â
â What? â
âI said, no what?â
âNo what?â Herbie shook his head. âWhat what?â
â You havenât been in no army,â Mr. Gibbon roared.
âI didnât say I had, did I?â
âDidnât have to.â
âWhy?â
âWhy what?â
âWhy,â Herbie caught on, â sir ?â
â âSâbetter. Sounds a hell of a lot better too. Reminds me of a fella we had in basic. A buddy of mine. He caught on. Didnât sir nobody.â
âWhat happened to him?â
âHe learned how.â
âHow did he learn,â said Herbie, âsir?â
âThey fixed him up real good. Then he learned.â
âFixed him up?â asked Miss Ball, suddenly becoming involved in the conversation.
âBeat the living stuffings out of him.â
âThat will be just