fool Him.
So Miss Ball got a new tenant, Herbie, and she was able to raise Juanâs allowance, and she found that she was better natured to her kindergarten. Everything was rosy. All the money that Herbie would pay for room and board Miss Ball would turn over to Juan. It all came out in the end. She was no Jew. Why should she try to make a buck on a kid that didnât have beans to start with? That wasnât her way. Not Miss Ball. Maybe some people, but not Miss Ball.
4
âSo what, heâs nice,â Mr. Gibbon said. Herbie had not come at six. Mr. Gibbon had his cold greens and grumbled about them, and now, at breakfast, he was still grumbling. Herbie had arrived late and Mr. Gibbon had heard the racket. He was awakened from a vicious dream: a Dark Stranger was trying to steal his paper bags. The Dark Stranger had snatched nearly every one of them. It was a Negro, a tall one, who wanted the bags to put watermelons in. Mr. Gibbon had fought with him, and during the fight woke to the noise of Herbie banging the bureau drawers in the next room.
âThatâs his name.â Miss Ball spelled it out and pronounced it. âGneiss.â
âIt sounds Jewish if you ask me.â
âEverything sounds Jewish if you say it a certain way,â said Miss Ball, trying for a little wisdom. âBut heâs not. Heâs not Jewish.â
âProbably changed it.â
âHe said heâs American.â
âAll Jews think theyâre Americans. Everybody does. Thatâs the only fault I can find with this country. Everybody thinks theyâre so damn big. Like this Gneiss.â
âDonât be so cranky. You donât even know him.â
âYouâre the one whoâs cranky.â
âHeâs okay. He looks tip-top. Very clean-looking.â
âThatâs not like you, Miss Ball. Sticking up for a Jew.â
âIâm not sticking up for a Jew. Iâm sticking up for my new boarder.â
âHeâs a Jew.â
âHeâs not. Heâs a fine young man with a remarkably small nose.â
âWhatâs the difference. Theyâll take over the country, like everyone else, I suppose. Theyâll come.â Mr. Gibbon heaved a sigh. âBut I hope to God they donât come in my lifetime.â
âShush,â said Miss Ball. âYouâre big and strong. Youâve got a lot of time left.â
âI hate that expression youâve got a lot of time left . Like youâre waiting to punch the time clock and drop dead.â
âHe must be dead tired. He came by bus all the way from Holly Heights.â
âUsed to have a guy in the platoon named Gnefsky, or someÂthing like that. He was a Jew.â
âHeâs not a Jew.â
âDonât tell me! He was in my platoon, not yours. I should know.â
âI mean Herbie, the new boy.â
Mr. Gibbon muttered. He couldnât grit his teeth. He didnât have enough of them to grit.
âHe wanted to know what the boyâs room was. Isnât that precious ?â
âIn the army we used to call it the crapper. He probably doesnât know what that means either.â
âNow you just be careful what you say,â said Miss Ball. She clapped her hands and then said, âOh, Iâm so excited! Itâs like opening night!â
âHe probably smokes in bed.â
âIt reminds me of the day I saw the playback of my movie. That was in . . . letâs see . . .â
For, the next few minutes Miss Ball relived a story she had told so many times that Mr. Gibbon was actually interested to see what changes she had made since the last time he heard it. There she was, Miss Ball in her first starring role, madly in love with the dashing special agent. He was an undercover man but, unlike most undercover men, everyone knew him and feared him. He was big and strong, liked good wine and luscious women and was always forking