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one had sold out. “I still have about a hundred books,” he said, “but that’s not enough.” “What is it you want to correct?” I asked him. “Just the grammatical errors,” answered that old piece of shit.
    A)  None
    B)  All
    C)  Any
    D)  A
    E)  B

66.
    (1)  I have six children: four boys and two girls. One of the girls is a lesbian, but I love her anyway because she’s a good person. If I classify my children according to those terms, four are good and two are bad. One hundred percent of the girls: good. The boys: fifty percent bad.
    (2)  Classified according to their ages: The oldest is forty-five years old and the youngest twenty-nine. According to their mothers: Eleonora (two boys and the two girls), Silvana (one), Daniela (the youngest).
    (3)  I suggested names for all my children, but I only managed to get my way in two of the six cases.
    (4)  Children of mine with moles on their faces: three. With a cleft chin: two. Long eyelashes: two.
    (5)  Four of my children came to see me in the hospital when they removed my left kidney. The other two didn’t, but they called.
    (6)  Percentage of my children who have at some point said to me
I hate you
: 33.3.
    (7)  Percentage of my children who declared their hate for me not with words but with action (a punch in the left eye): 16.6.
    (8)  Children of mine who have asked my forgiveness: four.
    (9)  Two of my sons learned to clip their fingernails and tie their shoes before they were three years old. I taught all of them to drive before they were eighteen.
    (10)  Children of mine who have run over dogs: two. Children of mine who have run over people: one.
    (11)  Children of mine who work in the public sector: two. Private: two. Neither public nor private: two.
    (12)  Chilean presidential elections in the year 2013, my children’s votes in the first round, with 100 percent reporting:
    Michelle Bachelet: two
    Marcel Claude: zero
    Marco Enríquez-Ominami: zero
    Tomás Jocelyn-Holt: zero
    Ricardo Israel: one
    Evelyn Matthei: one
    Roxana Miranda: one
    Franco Parisi: zero
    Alfredo Sfeir: one
    null votes: zero
    blank votes: zero
    (13)  My children’s votes in the second round: three for Bachelet, one for Matthei, one drew a dick on the ballot, and one daughter didn’t vote.
    (14)  Children of mine who have spent more than two consecutive nights in jail: zero.
    (15)  Children of mine dependent on drugs: five. Fluoxetine: two. Clonazepam: two. Lithium: one. Children of mine with flat feet: 100 percent. Children of mine with flat feet who refused to use insoles: two. Children of mine operated on for appendicitis: three.
    (16)  Five of my children are myopic and four of those also suffer from astigmatism.
    (17)  Of my five children with vision problems, two wanted surgery but couldn’t afford it. Three use glasses, two prefer contacts. Of the three who wear glasses, two have thick rectangular frames. With the other one, it’s no use: He has round frames, even though he knows people with round faces should wear square or rectangular frames.
    (18)  In general, when I have them all over for lunch, two of my children talk about politics and two about soccer. The oldest tends to relate his interminable amorous entanglements, and the other remains in absolute silence, just like when he was a boy, always looking at his plate as if he were rigorously analyzing the food.
    (19)  Children of mine who sometimes ask me for loans to buy medicine: two. To go to the track: one. To pay debts: two.
    (20)  Children of mine for whom I’d give my life: at least three.
    (21)  Children of mine who were planned: four.
    (22)  Children of mine who, in times of distress, tell me their problems: three. Children of mine to whom, in times of distress, I tell my problems: