media: the sharp, sweet newsprint smell and the sound of crinkling paper; the experience of reading words printed on a page. I love blogs and web news, of course: the constant stream of new information, the democratic nature of everybody having a say. But thereâs something comforting about words that stay put. Words that, a day later, will be exactly where you left them. Unlike the news, the news
paper
is consistent. Even if you go to bed reeling, itâs okay, because by sunrise the paperâs there waiting for you.
Journalism major aside, Iâd already decided to take up the cause of newspaper preservation at Mariana.
Think revolution,
Murrow had said. And thatâs what I was doing. The
Oracle
had no online presence, no multimedia interface, no investigative team. If I was going to implement these things before I graduated, Iâd have to be named editor-in-chief ASAP.
Unfortunately, my prospects didnât look good. Murrow had been president of his high school, a star member of the debate team, and a basketball phenom. But at the
Oracle
âs first staff meeting of the year, I was given the position of staff writerâs assistant. (Having the word âassistantâ on my resume is like saying, âI suck; donât hire me.â Right now, even
I
wouldnât hire me.) Worse, I quickly learned that Marianaâs paper is little more than an instrument of the state, an outlet for rah-rah instead of reality. In most schools this would be expected, but Mariana is supposedly run by its students. There are no proctors in the rooms during tests and no teacher monitors in the refectory. The handbook has an entire chapter dedicated to the student-elected Community Council and how it runs all clubs and helps adjudicate disciplinary infractions. Given all this, Iâd have expected the paper to be the indispensable opposition. Instead, the
Oracle
âs editor-in-chief, Katie Milford, doubles as the Community Councilâs senior class delegate. (God forbid that one of the Watergate Seven had been E-I-C of the
Washington Post
!)
At the first meeting, Katie gave the news team an uninspiring spiel and then assigned stories on the refectoryâs vegan dessert bar and the lobbyâs new smart monitors. The only topic of controversy, which Katie and the senior staff haggled over for half an hour, concerned whether America was now a âpostracialâ society, and if so, couldnât the paper quit using PC qualifiers like âAfrican Americanâ? At the meetingâs end, new reporters finally received their assignments. In addition to me, there was Russell Murphy, who only wanted to cover sports (he pitched an article on whether the electronic tennis team should be eligible for athletic funding), and Sophie Richie, who only wanted to cover fashion (she pitched a retooled version of the Sunday Styles piece on accessories!). Iâd written up a beat note the first week of school and pitched pieces on Marianaâs egregiously consumptive carbon footprint, the economics of the school uniform (âFrom Cotton Bale to Collared Shirtâ), and a Best Teachers package, with service-oriented sidebars on how to pick the best classes.
Katie shot down every one of my ideas. âIâd like to start you off with an obit,â she said. âMrs. Kringle, the school secretary, is close to kicking the bucket, and we have to plan for her demise.â
I cringed. âWhy not write a story on Mrs. Kringleâs life? Wouldnât that beââ
âObit,â Katie said, and turned away with a dangerous whip of her ponytail.
I left the meeting aching with indignation.
Arenât my pitches good?
I thought to Murrow.
What did I do wrong?
But Murrow was a realist.
These are the trials all reporters face,
he thought back.
Get used to disappointment.
He was right. And I had other problems to worry about, namely Mr. Kaplan. Even though Iâd boldly committed social