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forget to hire a new teacher and we can just have fun all day. Or maybe we’ll get a teacher who’s even dumber than Miss Daisy.
    Maybe Mr. Macky and Miss Daisy willget divorced and everything will be back to normal. Maybe Mrs. Cooney will divorce her husband and marry me instead. Maybe Mr. Louie will realize that the Sixties are over. Maybe Mr. Klutz will grow some real hair so he won’t have to wear a silly wig. Maybe an elephant will fall on Andrea’s head and nobody will find out that I love her.

    Maybe I’ll figure out how to levitate stuff. That would be cool.
    But it won’t be easy!

About the Author and the Illustrator
    DAN GUTMAN has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at www.dangutman.com
    JIM PAILLOT lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com
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Copyright
    MY WEIRD SCHOOL #20: MR. LOUIE IS SCREWY! . Text copyright © 2007 by Dan Gutman. Illustrations copyright © 2007 by Jim Paillot. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
    EPub © Edition JANUARY 2009 ISBN: 9780061973413
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