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Mr. Jack will stop shooting Ping-Pong balls at kids and attacking them with glue sticks. Maybe Mr. Klutz will put the bear in detention. Maybe they’ll invent a cream so grown-ups won’t have itchy foreheads anymore. Maybe Mr. Jack will stop killing cows and wearing them. Maybe they’ll figure out how to put TVs inside our eyelids.
    But it won’t be easy!

About the Author and Illustrator

    Photo by Howard Wolf
    DAN GUTMAN has written many weird books
for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird
wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at
www.dangutman.com.

    JIM PAILLOT lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his
weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him
on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com.
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Copyright
    M Y WEIRDER SCHOOL #10: MR. JACK IS A MANIAC ! Text copyright © 2014 by Dan Gutman. Illustrations copyright © 2014 by Jim Paillot. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
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    ISBN 978-0-06-219841-9 (pbk. bdg.)—ISBN 978-0-06-219842-6 (lib. bdg)
EPub Edition December 2013 ISBN 9780062198433
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