is about five thousand miles and two thousand years away. Today is Saturday, April twenty-fifth, nineteen eighty one.â
He frowned.
âThatâs using the Gregorian calendar,â I explained. âYear One was about seven years after your presumed date of birth. I donât know what year this is according to the Jewish calendar but I could find outif youâre interested. Anyway, for what itâs worth, welcome to the twentieth century.â
The Man took the news with an impassive nod. âI think Iâm in trouble.â
That was where I made my second big mistake. What I should have said was â âThatâs tough, look, Iâm busyâ or âI only see people by appointment. Call my secretaryâ. Or told him to take it down the street. I didnât. But even now, I still canât quite accept the idea that that option was not open to me. I was filled with a sense of foreboding but suddenly I wasnât frightened any more. I felt this great longing to
know
well up inside me. To find out what had really happened way back when this thing had started and what he was doing here. There had to be an angle, and there was only one thing to say. âYou want to come in and talk about it?â
The first thing I did after I got him settled was to excuse myself and call Miriam from the phone in the kitchen. âHeâs back â¦â
âWhoâs back?â she said.
âWho do you think for crissakes? Uhh, I mean ââ I lowered my voice and made a mental note to reprogramme my vocabulary. After all, The Man was in the next room. âThe DOA we lost on Saturday night.â
There was a stunned silence at the other end of the line. âLeo, are you putting me on?â
âI wish I was, Miriam,â I said. âI really and truly wish I was.â I meant it too, despite the curiosity that now consumed me. For either of us to have anything to do with this guy could only lead to trouble. In our circle of friends and business associates there were two surefire ways of committing social suicide. Going broke and getting religion. And the last was the worst.
âBut, Leo,â said Miriam. âThis is absolutely fantastic.â
âYes,â I said cautiously. âI guess it is.â
âHow did it happen?â
âWell, he didnât come by Checker Cab,â I said. âHow do I know? He just appeared. What can I tell you?â
âOkay, okay. What kind of shape is he in?â
âHeâs fine,â I replied. âHe looks great. Heâs sitting on the sofa in the living-room.â
âWhat doing?â
âDrinking. He was thirsty. I gave him a drink.â
Her voice turned sharp. âWhat of? Water, coffee, Coke?â
Doctors ⦠He was her patient already. âNo,â I replied. âA glass of red wine.â
âWine â¦?â
âThatâs what he asked for,â I said. Irritated by her tone of voice. âLook, how soon can you get here?â
âOh, wow ⦠thatâs a problem. I just canât walk out of here. Look, umm â â She sounded confused. âIâll come as soon as I can.â
âOkay. How soon is that?â I said, pleased to have regained the upper hand.
âMaybe not till tomorrow morning. Itâs tough to find someone to cover for you on a Saturday. Iâll come out there as soon as I come off duty. My parents were expecting me over but â â
âNever mind about them,â I said. âTheyâll still be there next week. Are you sure you canât make it any sooner? Tell âem your grandmotherâs been taken sick. Or that sheâs dying or something.â
âLeo,â she said. âThis is not like cutting classes in Junior High School. Saturday nightâs the busiest we have in Emergency. They come in by the bus-load. I donât have an excuse to pull out and if I told them the
Andrea Speed, A.B. Gayle, Jessie Blackwood, Katisha Moreish, J.J. Levesque