three, zombies donât eat faces, they eat brains.â
âHow do you know?â Tripp challenged. âYouâve never even seen a zombie.â
âAnd you have?â Priya asked.
âYeah, in like a hundred movies and stuff.â
I slapped my hand over my forehead. You always knew Tripp was going to lose an argument when he started adding âand stuffâ to the end of his sentences.
âSeriously, Tripp, you watch way too much TV.â She turned to me. âBut you canât possibly really believe heâs a zombie.â
âAll I know is he was very creepy. Iâm pretty sure heâs related to the Grim Reaper. His name is probably Mr. Death. And he wasnât just holding the box and bag, he was
taking
them somewhere. Out there.â I pointed toward the tree line. Priyaâs forehead scrunched up as she considered it.
âMaybe it was just trash and he was littering,â she said. âHe is moving in, after all. When my aunt moved, she had tons of trash.â
âStill a criminal,â Tripp said triumphantly. âJust like I was saying.â
Priya held up a finger. âOne, a litterbug is not exactly the same kind of criminal as a murderer. And two, you werenât saying he was a criminal, you were saying heâs a zombie.â
âIâm pretty sure itâs illegal to eat peopleâs faces, Priya,â Tripp said.
âBrains! Brains, not faces!â
They continued to argue, but I tuned them out, concentrating instead on Mr. Deathâs house. I saw movement behind the curtains in one of the back rooms. I knew that room from going in and helping Widow Feldman move a TV once. Mrs. Feldman had always hung sheer white curtains back there, and when the weather was nice sheâd open the window and you could see the curtain fluttering in the breeze. But now the window was covered with heavy curtains, and they were pulled together tightly.
But there was definitely movement behind them.
âYou guys,â I whispered. But they didnât stop arguing, so I said it louder. âYou guys! Look!â
They both stopped, and all of our eyes were glued to the curtains as they went from slight fluttering to more notable rippling.
âDo you think heâs watching us?â Priya asked.
âWhat are you scared of, Priya, if heâs not a zombie?â Tripp asked, but you could hear it in his voiceâhe was totally scared, too.
âShut up, Tripp,â I said. I squinted harder. Harder. Harder.
And then suddenly the curtain was yanked backcompletely, and Mr. Deathâs pale face and penetrating eyes were staring right out at us.
We all screamed and grabbed at one another, then scrambled back through my bedroom window.
Well, Priya and I scrambled. Tripp ⦠tripped.
4
The Black Hole of Las Vegas
One night, a few weeks later, I was up in CICM alone. Iâd come up with an idea about refracting the light off a closer mirror in order to get a brighter flash, and I wanted to try it out. I strapped a couple of old compact mirrors that Mom donated to CICM onto the sides of the flashlight and clicked the button a couple of times. I couldnât tell for sure, but it looked like the beam got brighter.
And thatâs when I heard noise coming from around the side of the house again. Quickly, I snapped off the light and shimmied backward. Now that Mr. Death definitely knew about CICM, I was afraid that heâd use his superhuman zombie climbing powers to scale the side of my house and eat my face off before I could even cry for help.
Not really.
Okay, yeah, really.
The point was, I didnât want to get caught.
I held my breath and prayed that he couldnât hear my heartbeat. I watched until my vision got grainy and I wasnât sure if he was moving or if I was just seeing things. There were more noises and maybe a meaty smell, but I couldnât be sure, and then just as he rounded the corner and our