âWhy donât you convince her that other people have the situation under control?â
âIâm trying to do that, Mike,â Vickee said.
âSheâs got this messianic complex, like the world will really come to a stop if she isnât solving sex crimes twenty-four/seven.â
âDonât be ridiculous. Tomorrow is manicure and pedicure, then haircut and color. Relaxed enough for you, Detective Chapman?â I doubted that I could sit still long enough to be pampered, but I so desperately wanted to give it a try.
âSounds perfect to me,â Vickee said.
âSparkling water all around,â Mike said to the bartender.
âDonât do that on my behalf,â I said. âNot-drinking, I mean. Iâm off the scotch.â
âWhy would you think thatâs the reason, kid? Mercer and I have worked up a real thirst today. Might be that something we stirred up by snooping around will have us going back at it later on.â
That was pure bullshit. Mike could throw down vodka all night and, with a few cups of espresso, be back on the job with no sign of overimbibing. Besides, nothing was going to heat up on Tanya Rootâs case tonight.
âProgress?â Vickee asked.
âNothing to speak of,â Mercer said.
âAnyone come up with something helpful on Tanya Root?â I had already perked up at the prospect of talking about a real investigation.
âNot yet,â Mike said. âThere should be a sketch ready to go public by tomorrow or Thursday.â
âNo missing persons?â
âAlways. Calls galore, but nothing that fits,â Mike said.
âThe model angle?â I asked.
âMore likely a hooker. Model wannabe,â he said, turning to the bartender. âYou mind switching on that TV, mâman?â
The bartender picked up the remote and clicked the power on. The small set was hung in the corner, above the rows of bottles of aged liquors that had such rich color and, I imagined, soothing taste.
Mike took the remote from the bartender and began searching for
Jeopardy!
. He had an unerring sense of timing and had rarely missed the last question of the show, whether at a crime scene or the Medical Examinerâs Office or a dinner with friends. For as long as I could remember, Mike and Mercer and I had bet on Final Jeopardy!, passing twenty-dollar bills back and forth throughout any given week as though they were Monopoly money.
âWere there any signs of sexual assault on the vicâs body?âI asked Mercer as Mike found the channel and upped the volume.
âDidnât Mike tell you there wasnât much of anything left for the ME to study?â
âWell, how about the interior vaginal vault?â
âMs. Root was in the water for days,â Mercer said. âSort of washed out any evidence there might have been.â
âHow stupid of me. I should have known that,â I said.
âSaved me from insulting you, Coop. Right on the money. Stupid it is,â Mike said. âNow, pay close attention.â
Trebek revealed the giant blue board with the category: MAJOR LEAGU E BASEBALL.
I groaned. Things were definitely not going my way.
âPut your money on the bar, kid,â Mike said. âOne twenty for us, and another for the bartender, who seems to think youâre the glass-half-full, not half-empty, kind of person.â
âYou know as much about baseball as we do,â Mercer said.
âYankees,â I said, pulling the money from my tote. âJust Yankees.â
âThe Final Jeopardy! answer is: HE IS TH E ONLY PLAYER TO WIN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE BATTING TITLE WITHOU T HITTING A HOME RUN .â
The timer ticked on while the three contestants seemed as baffled as I was.
âChildâs play,â Mike said. âOkay if we go to our table?â
âIâll send the Pellegrino over,â the bartender said.
âAnd my Chardonnay,