Why I Tell Stories
I am a nice person. I practically almost always tell the truth. I really donât like making up stories. I only do it when absolutely necessary. Thatâs the way it was at the beginning of the summer.
It was the first morning after school got out. I was sitting in our swing, making circles in the sand with my tennis shoe and watching some ants go by. Every last one was in a hurry.
âTake your time!â I said to them. âThis is vacation!â
But they went on running as fast as theycould. They acted like they were all late.
âWhere are you going so fast?â I asked.
I wasnât in a hurry. I was happy. My little brother, Huey, was with my dad at his car repair shop. My mother was at her job. I was waiting for my best friend, Gloria. I was thinking how much fun Gloria and I (and Huey, when I let him play with us) would have all summer.
I was thinking so much, I hardly looked at the street. I almost didnât see a girl on a blue bicycle going by fastâand when I did, I thought, âThat canât be Gloria!â because Gloria doesnât have a bicycle.
The girl on the blue bicycle didnât stop. She didnât even look at me.
That was a relief. It couldnât be Gloria.
And then the girl came by once more, a little slower. She had braids just like Gloriaâs, flying flat out behind her in the breeze.
Still she didnât look at me or stop. So I thought to myself, âIt
canât
be Gloria.â
But I was worried. I said to myself, âWhat if it
is
Gloria? What if itâs Gloriaâs bike?â
I decided to go into action.
I got out of the swing. I stood with my feet as close together as possible, my hands rolled into fists, and my eyes shut tight.
I kept my eyes shut for a long time, concentrating.
On the blackness inside my eyelids, I pictured the blue bicycle.
Then I made my wish, very slowly, out loud, three times.
âLet it not be Gloriaâs.
âLet it NOT be Gloriaâs.
âLet it not be GLORIAâS,â I said.
The air, the trees, and the sky were all stamped with my wish.
I opened my eyes.
A face was one inch from my face.
It was Gloriaâs.
She said, âDid anybody call my name?â
The world came into focus. Behind Gloria, on the grass, I saw a blue bicycle.
I unrolled my fists.
I moved my feet apart.
âYour name?â I said to Gloria.
âYes, Julian,â Gloria said. âMy name. Also, I think I should tell you, about thirty thousand ants are crawling up the back of your pants.â
I looked behind me. Sure enough, Gloria was right. I moved away from the ant trail and brushed the ants off my pants.
âI thought I heard my name,â Gloria said again. âI thought I heard you say something really strange. I thought I heard you say âLet it not be Gloriaâs.â â
âOh,
that
,â I said. âI was making a wish.â
âBut werenât you saying my name?â Gloria persisted.
I was embarrassed. âOf course not,â I said. âOf course I wasnât saying your name.â
âWhat were you saying, then, Julian?â Gloria asked.
It was one of those times when I didnât want to tell the truth. And just like magic, it came to meâwhat I could make up.
I Get Out of Trouble
âIt didnât have anything to do with you,â I said. âI was wishing for a glorious summer. I said, âLet it not be glorious.â It was a reverse boomerang wish. You wish backwards. You say the opposite of what you want. Then what you really want will come sneaking up from behind you.â
â âLet it not be gloriousâ?â Gloria said.
âThatâs right,â I said. âThat was my reverse wish.â
âWell, I hope it works,â Gloria said. âI mean, I hope it comes out backwards, the way you want it to.
âAnyhow,â she said, âitâs too bad you