who I really am. It would jeopardize everything Trent and I work for, not to mention endanger norms like Louis who are close to us. Sure, Louis can take care of himself, but that doesnât mean I want to make him hostage bait to all of our enemies.
I donât have anything in common with my classmates, anyway. They talk about movies and TV shows I havenât seen, or music that I havenât listened to ⦠I donât even know what Iâm interested in, besides running around the city at night and smacking bad guys around. So really, thereâs no sense in trying to have friends. Iâll just wait until Iâm older. Maybe when youâre an adult, these things donât matter as much.
âWell, lookee who we have here ⦠If it isnât Snot Hutchinson!â
Oh man ⦠I was so lost in thought that I wasnât scoping the hallway, and now I have to deal with Jake Berkshire and his three goons.
âHello, Snot!â Jake says with mock enthusiasm. His friends laugh, as if changing my name from Scott to Snot is the funniest thing any of them has ever heard. Jake and his friends are a few years older than me, but weâre in the same grade. I wouldnât say theyâre as dumb as a bag of hammers, but only because that would be an insult to the hammers.
âI said, hello, Snot.â They all cackle again. Jake and his friends are the only kids in school who actually notice me, and they donât seem happy about it.
âI have to get to class,â I say as meekly as I can, but Iâm having a hard time mustering the energy to pretend Iâm scared of them today.
âAwww ⦠poor, wittle Snot has to get to class,â Jake says. The idiots chime in with their own âAwwws.â Jakeâs face gets hard and mean all of a sudden. âYouâll go where I tell you to go, when I tell you to go there, got it?â He gives me a shove. Part of me doesnât want to budge, but then Iâm afraid Jakeâll dislocate his elbow ⦠so I let my shoulder go limp and roll with it. His friends then follow suit and push me around. So far, Iâm controlling the urge to knock them all out, but itâs getting harder with each shove.
Things are about to escalate when Shane, one of the idiot friends, notices Dr. White, the foreign languagesteacher, coming around the corner. âJake! Teach!â he whispers loudly.
Jake, like the weasel he is, gets a panicked look on his face. I canât believe that my âbullyâ is scared to death of a teacher. It makes it so hard to fake taking him seriously. âSee you around, Snot,â he says, then knocks the books out of my hands as a parting shot. I let him, but only because if I didnât, heâd probably break his hand.
I manage to grab my books and slip into my first period social studies class right before the chime sounds. Three girls walk in after me: Olivia Duchamp, Allison Mendes, and Charlene OâMalley. Theyâre giggling about whatever it is that girls my age giggle about, and Mr. Privet tells them to quiet down, but heâs got a smile on his face, as if he doesnât really care that theyâre giggling. And why should he? Olivia, Allison, and Charlene are model students: pretty, smart, popular without being stuck-up, walking the tightrope between good student and teacherâs pet.
Iâve tried to build up the courage to walk over and talk to them, but it just hasnât happened yet ⦠which is ridiculous considering what I build up the courage to do every night. I mean, really, itâs not like one of them is going to throw me off a building or blast me with a laser. The messed-up thing is, it might be easier for meto talk to them if I thought they might. But theyâre just regular girls ⦠and what the heck can I say to regular girls? âHi, Iâm Scott! Any of you girls looking to hang out with a guy who canât tell you much