“Jaid’s Two Sexy Santas” by Berengaria Brown
Jaid hates the annual family Christmas party, a huge event with people she doesn’t recognize or like. She's hot and horny and looking for action on the holidays.
But this year things look brighter. Her second cousin, Greg, and his partner, Steve, invite her to spend time with them. Two sexy Santas for Jaid? Oh Santa baby!
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"Jaid's Two Sexy Santas" by Berengaria Brown
Chapter One
Jaid loathed, hated and despised the annual family Christmas party. Normal people got together at Thanksgiving. But not her family. Oh no. They made a huge production over Christmas Eve.
The family assembled from the four corners of the earth in time for a huge formal dinner at 9
p.m. After which gifts -- only one per person thank god!-- were distributed, and promptly at midnight, toasts were drunk.
By 2 a.m. most of the family was either drunk, or asleep, or both, but they all reassembled midmorning for yet another huge meal, before disappearing, presumably to visit the other side of their various family trees.
At age thirty, Jaid had decided that this, her thirtieth family Christmas, would be her last. Since everyone bought along their boyfriends, step-kids, fathers-in-law, and god-only-knows-who-else, every year she recognized fewer and fewer people. And those who recognized her, mostly elderly aunts, always asked her why she wasn't married with two point five kids. Since she'd just quit her third job in three years, saying she was building a career wouldn't work. And telling a bunch of frail old ladies she'd developed a taste for kinky sex involving multiple partners, was not a good solution either. But it was true. There was just something about having two pairs of hands on her skin, two cocks in her body at once, that gave her the very best orgasms. Yeah sure, a Significant Other might be nice, someone to take out the trash and change flat tires, but right now orgasms were way more important to her.
Jaid sighed, squared her shoulders, pulled her festively red sweater down over her hips, hoping to hide the few extra pounds that determinedly clung to them, then ran up the short flight of stairs to the huge function room the family had hired for the fourth or fifth year in succession.
Yep. People everywhere, all talking at the top of their voices, and no one who looked at all