happened to pick up. Evidently he had tried to call your apartment first and he got no answer. I think. It was very hard to understand him. He doesnât speak English very well.â
âOh. He called?â I said, very cool.
âGod, youâre blushing! And whatâs this?â He started pawing through a bunch of books and videotapes on my desk.
â Virgin Queens and Lusty Consorts: Feminism and Romantic Love ,â he said, reading the title off a book. He turned to the back flap and read, ââCan the modern woman reconcile the conflict between being a feminist and being a heterosexual?ââ
âSomeone sent that to me. I havenât even read it. Jesus. Donât jump to conclusions,â I said. âDonât make connections where there arenât any. The man in Paris was aââ
âFling,â he said.
âA friend.â As casually as possible, I added, âDid he leave a message?â
âYeah, either heâs going to his lib to work on an ex-parent, or heâs off to the lab for his experiment. Iâm not really sure. Heâs gone for a month. Heâd try to E-mail when he had time.â
âThank you,â I said.
âLab? Whatâs this guy do?â
âHeâs a physicist.â
âYouâre blushing again.â
âIâm tired and flushed,â I said. âJesus.â
âDonât get me wrong. Nothing wrong with it. But why the secrecy? Is he married? Please tell me he isnât married â¦â
âNo, of course not. Weâre just friends. No big deal. Heâs a friend of Tamayoâs, actually. She told me to look him up while I was there and I did.â
âWhatâs wrong with him?â
âNothingâs wrong with him.â
âOh. I get it. Itâs unrequited. Your feelings arenât being returned the way you want,â he said.
âI donât know.â Louis had almost worn me down. I almost said, Look, this is the deal, Louis. Pierre and I live on two different continents, he reads English but doesnât speak it very well, and I have your basic bad-tourist French, which is amusingâfor about a week. Heâs a French genius with excellent table manners, from a proud Gallic family descended from minor nobility, and Iâm a crude American chick. These things only work out in Fran Drescher movies.
But though Louis is a good friend and an honorable colleague, he also runs the Jackson Broadcasting Rumor File, Radio Free Babylon, so I kept it to myself.
âHeâs just a friend,â I said.
âIf you say so,â Louis said. âBut whatever he is, heâs made you soft. Jerryâs going to run roughshod over you in absentia while youâre on vacation. He thinks this is a trick, and heâs going to try a preemptive strike.â¦â
âWhat can he do?â
âDonât underestimate him. Heâs up to something. Iâm just not sure what yet,â he said. âIâll keep my ears to the pipes and keep you posted. You might try disarming him with a few bitchy comments, just to reassure him.â
Before Louis left, he filled me in on the many other plots swirling about the office. The politics of a medieval court had nothing on those of WWN, or as Louis called it, The Holy Woman Empire. It took every bit of self-control to resist being drawn into the various intrigues.
Being back in the office had been a challenge though. Every time I turned around, it seemed some plotting courtier was darting out of the shadows with a dram of poison about someone else. The executive producers were plotting against each other. The associate producers were plotting against each other. Even the interns were plotting against each other. Most of this plotting took place beneath a pleasant, pastel civility. This was the corporate culture Solange and Jerry had created. Before the day was through and I was freed,