wonât believe there are ghosts in my house. Sheâs known me for a very long time but still will not admit to the possibility that Paul and Maxie are real. She thinks Iâm a master con woman, taking in gullible tourists who want to see spooky things go on, and that all the evidence of Paul and Maxie (which include flying objects, conversations that seem to have only one side and the occasional hole in one of my wallsâitâs a long story) is just prestidigitation on my part. Her husband, Tony, however, has taken to the idea of the ghosts, and occasionally even tries to communicate with Paul. Heâs a little afraid of Maxie.
âWell, there must be someone else who can take care of Ollie,â I said, slipping as I used the nickname that Tony used for their son but Jeannie disdained (âIt makes him sound like he should be hanging around with a guy named Stan and getting into fine messesâ). âItâs just a few days, right?â
âItâs five days, tomorrow through Sunday,â Jeannie answered. âAnd itâs impossible. My brother canât get here from Omaha in time. And none of our friends have children.â
That irked me a little. âHey,
I
have a daughter, you know.â
And even before Jeannie responded, I knew I had done something very, very stupid. I had walked into the middle of the highway as the tractor-trailer came barreling down from the mountain with its brake line cut. I had stood in front of the wall during the firing squadâs daily target practice. I had seen the funnel cloud and gone driving toward the tornado.
âReally? You wouldnât mind?â Jeannie squealed. âOh, Alison, I canât thank you enoughâyouâre saving my marriage!â Jeannie is, among other things, given to hyperbole; as far as I knew, there was no trouble between her and Tony.
But that wasnât the point. I had inadvertently just volunteered to bring Oliver to my house and care for him while his parents were on a ship at sea. Now donât get me wrong: I adore Ollie and think heâs the sweetest baby on the planet since Melissa, but Jeannie is, letâs say, a little exacting about his care. She had interviewed seven different day care centers before deciding on a private babysitter, who had undergone every possible vetting mechanism short of a polygraph test. That was canceled only because Jeannie couldnât find a qualified technician. And even after all that, Jeannie wouldnât trust poor Katie the babysitter with her son for five whole days.
âWhoa, hold on there, Jeannie.â This required a moment. Iâd volunteered, sort of, and I did want my friends to have a good time. Tony, especially, needed the break (mostly from watching Jeannie hover over their son). I wasnât going to renege on what she saw as a promise, despite its stemming simply from my mention of having a daughter. âIâm happy to help you out, but I want to get a few ground rules straight before we start.â
I could hear her eyes narrow. âGround rules?â she asked.
âYeah. You need to understand that Liss and I are crazy about OliverââI avoided using his nickname so that this time Jeannie could concentrate on what I was sayingââand weâre happy to have him visit for a few days.â
Jeannieâs audible eyes were down to slits now. âBut . . . ?â
â
But
, weâre not going to be able to do
everything
exactly the way that you do. Heâs going to be on vacation, too. You have to be prepared for the idea that some things in Oliverâs day might be just a little bit different than normal.â
âHow different?â Jeannie asked.
âWell, for example, Iâll try to stick to the foods he eats already, but if I have to make substitutions based on what we have in the house or what my mom might bring one night, Iâll do so.