have a twin sister that I donât know about, thereâs no way you can take time off.â
âI canât believe youâre reacting as a businessman instead of as my friend,â Sheila said, violently tossing her PalmPilot into her purse. âI hoped that since you were going to see Lillith, too, and since youâre supposed to be Joshâs best man, you might help me find a way to convince her to give me some time off. Youâd think there would be a way to free some time for my wedding.â
I sympathized with her, but she knew how Lillith operated. The woman kept every magazine that placed Zodiacâs ads in a complete panic because she was determined to shoot each sun signâs photos as closely as possible to the actual dates the sign encompassed. Added to that was her horror of Mercuryâs capricious behavior and some nonsense about the power of the full moon on cosmetics.
âCall me selfish, but I thought, since youâre one of my oldest friends as well as a business colleague, you might find a way to make this all work out,â Sheila added, her voice soft, perhaps even a bit defeated.
âI am your friend. And you are selfish. I just donât see it happening,â I said, and put my hand on her arm, giving it a gentle squeeze.
âItâs easy for you. Youâre not the one running all over the world for the sake of a tube of lipstick. Youâre the one pulling the levers behind a curtain like the Wizard of Oz, running the show. If you want to take a break, all you have to do is say Stop! and everything comes to a halt. But what about me? I have to answer to you, Lillith, Bob the pig, and Metropole. I just want to get married, for gosh sake.â
We both paused, listening to the white noise of the airplane as it zoomed us to Baltimore, while we sat in our seats, stuck between a rock and a hard place. A flight attendant stopped by and asked if weâd like something to drink.
âIâd love a Bloody Mary,â I said.
âIâll have a diet ginger ale, please,â Sheila said.
âSheâs being awfully difficult today. Would you add a little arsenic to her ginger ale?â I asked. âOh, wait. This is first class. I should be able to get cyanide.â
âIgnore him,â Sheila said, giving the flight attendant a winning smile.
The flight attendant eyed me warily, then stared at Sheila as if noticing her for the first time. âArenât you in those cell phone commercials?â
âYes,â Sheila said, blushing.
âI love the one where the spy is trying to break into an office, but he canât remember the alarm codes. Then you fall down from the ceiling on a cable, like in Mission Impossible, with a cell phone in your hand so he can call headquarters.â
âBut I scare the crap out of him and he ends up setting off the alarm,â Sheila recalled. âThat was the first ad in the series. Another one will premiere during the Oscars, but itâs my last. I only signed to do five.â
âThatâs too bad,â the flight attendant said. âThey were cute. Iâll be right back with your drinks.â
âYour fans know no altitude. Weâre always running into people who adore you,â I said. Sheila shrugged, but said nothing. I couldnât tell if she was trying to be humble or if she was still annoyed with me, so I said, âWhen we were teenagers in Eau Claire, I never thought weâd turn into the two people on this plane.â
Sheila started laughing and said, âYou didnât? Gosh, when we were dating, I just knew youâd turn into a gay advertising executive and Iâd be a jaded, bitter model.â
âYouâre not jaded,â I said. âYouâre tired. Anyway, when we were dating, even I thought I was straight. I dumped you for Sydney Kepler, after all.â
âYou dumped me? I think not, Mister Man. I dumped you when you slept
Beautiful Chaos # Gary Russell