our captain and unbuckled her safety belt. She stalked toward the rest room and the flight attendant followed, still apologizing.
âThat poor woman,â Sheila said.
âI hope the cyanide doesnât eat through her skirt,â I said. âWhat were we talking about?â
âYour ex-wife. Where is the stunning Sydney these days?â Sheila asked, injecting the adjective with enough venom to fatally poison half of our fellow travelers.
âIn Italy. Procuring artists for her gallery or some such nonsense. Sheâll be back in a couple of months, I think.â
âOh, no,â Sheila said, obviously doing the math in her head.
âUh-huh. While weâre in Eau Claire for your weddingââ
âThe hag from hell could be there, too,â finished Sheila with a frown. âDoing everything in her power to make your visit the most miserable experience possible. Our best man wonât be in best spirits, thatâs for sure. Iâm sorry, Blaine. But hey, there probably wonât be a wedding anyway, since Iâll be too busy and Josh will be so infuriated that heâll leave me. And you wonât have to worry about me, so you can focus your energy on battling Sydney, the hound from hell.â
âHag from hell,â I corrected.
âYou said sheâs a bitch, not a hag,â Sheila reminded me.
âTomato, tomahto,â I responded in a singsong voice.
âPlease donât say tomato or tomahto when that woman gets back from the rest room,â Sheila implored. âI donât understand why Sydneyâs still milking you for money. From every horrifying account I hear, she has one of the most successful small galleries in Chicago.â
âShe enjoys making me sweat,â I said. âSheâs just like her father; they both love power. She has a little power over me, and she luxuriates in reminding me of it.â
âIf you could just be honest with your parentsââ
âYou know why I canât,â I said. âMy mother.â
Again I watched Sheila bite her lip. I knew what she wanted to say, and the problem was that I agreed with her. For as long as I could remember, my mother had used her health to avoid anything unpleasant. I was convinced that most of her maladies were imaginary, but sheâd had a mild heart attack after my divorce from Sydney. That, at least, hadnât been faked, and my father and brothers placed the blame squarely on me. If my family found out I was gay, and anything happened to my mother . . . As estranged as I was from them all, I would never forgive myself.
âHow are your brothers?â Sheila asked, seeming to read my mind.
âI think Shane is having an affair with a waitress,â I said. âAs for Wayne, who knows?â
Giving their sons rhyming names had been the only âcuteâ thing my parents had ever done. In fact, it baffled me that, as staid and unapproachable as they were, theyâd managed to produce offspring. Iâd always hoped that in one of the many deathbed scenes my mother enacted to her guilty and captive audience over the years, sheâd confess that I was the result of some midlife indiscretion. It would explain so many things.
Both of my brothers worked for my father at Dunhill Electrical, a fate Iâd managed to escape. Since Iâd be twenty-eight in May, I calculated that Shane must be forty-two. Being a married father of three hadnât slowed him down any. Even though I thought his wife was shallow and self-absorbed, I found his serial adultery disgusting.
As for Wayne, he was eleven years older than me. Though I was the one they called âthe accident,â I tended to see Wayne in that category. Actually, I saw him as a sociopath waiting for the right moment to rain down destruction on Eau Claire. For as long as I could remember, heâd had a rifle and a Confederate flag in the back of his pickup truck, though to
Enslaved III: The Gladiators