subterranean maunderings. She hoped he would find no coons yet the satisfaction derived from knowing the thing was being faced head-on gave her a moment of peace that felt innovative, potentiating the effects of the Demerol. All her life she had taken solace from the good offices of those involved in serviceâthe handymen of Rockwellâs America, armies of commonsense illuminati with natural born dexterous gifts, men who dismantled and trimmed, gutted and washed away, improvised and cobbled, unstopped, unplugged and unstuck; men who removed unwanted things, useless or dead. She wanted him down there forever, guard of the underworld; now and then, he could surface for a meal, sitting with her at the captainâs table of the kitchen banquette as she sipped her painkiller, telling all the Huck Finn things heâd seen from the mystic engine room as they trawled their way to the far sodalities of Raccoon Cove.
It was cool and vast beneath the house. The place was like a showroom, tightly packed dirt so clean it might have been the floor of a natural history exhibit featuring basements of rich suburban hillside dwellers of the late twentieth century. The Dead Animal Guy liked this woman and was faintly embarrassed for her. He knew he would find nothing.
Suddenly tired, Simon sat cross-legged, lighting a cigarette. Maybe he should call Calliope before dropping inâsometimes she went nutzoid if he didnât. Oh the hell with it. He was so close, heâd stop and have a sandwich on the way back to Huntington Beach. Whatwas the problemo? Visiting the old homestead was a bit of a dysfunctional detour. He should really go straight home to work. Eight months ago, heâd bought half a dozen
Blue Matrix
episodes at Script City in Hollywood. Theyâd been gathering dust on the floor beside his bed; it was high time to enter ye olde Writing Phase. Back at Three Strikes Exterminators, before he was an independent contractor, heâd met one of the
Blue Matrix
producers on a job, removing what looked to be a mephitic, larva-shimmering leather shoe from the crawlspace beneath a Studio City homeâ
ur
-Fluffy, in fact. Simon had a
Matrix
premise concerning a dying Vorbalidian emperor, and the producer, Scott Sagabond, had been encouraging. The veterinary mortician still carried the manâs scuffed-up card in his wallet.
âMother?â
The voice resonated with eerie clarity, and Simon scurried to a vent. Pairs of feet shuffled above.
âIs that you, Donny?â Serena asked.
âJuana called me in the car.â
âWhy did she do that?â
âActually, I called
her
. I had a meeting nearby and wanted to pop in.â
The old woman coughed with displeasure. âI donât know why you called him, Juana.â
âI didnât, Mrs. Ribkin.â
âI donât like being spied on.â
âMother, youâre being silly.â
âNo oneâs spying, Mrs. Ribkin.â
âDonât you patronize!â A pause. âAre you hungry?â
âIâm fine.â
âJuana, will you tell Veronica to make a tuna salad?â
âIs someone here?â Donny asked.
âWhat do you mean?â
âJuana said someone was here.â
Simon stubbed out his cigarette and emerged from under the house. He knocked on the door and the man answered. He was around forty, pudgy, with thinning orange hair. He wore a deep blue suit and glary, tieless white shirt fastened to the top, each button a different size and shape, ranging from chunks of ivory to tiny animal horns. As Simon began his spiel, Donny Ribkin was alreadydigging in his pocket for cash: He sent the Dead Animal Guy packing without benefit of a migratory discourse on vent-cover aesthetics.
As he left, Simon heard the old woman call to her son, the nurse and whoever else might listen: âI tell you there is something dead in this house.â
âOh hi, Mitch.â
Simon poked his way