through the Traulsen fridge. The view of the yardâhis erstwhile domainâwas panoramic. Gardeners moved like beadles through hedges; swimming pool generator hummed. The guest house presented its anodynous, photogenic façade.
âDidnât see you come in.â His stepfatherâs bogus, in-patient smile lit up the room like a hospital cafeteria.
âI had a job over in Bel Air.â
âWe havenât seen you in a while.â
âIâve been a wee bit franticâno estoy el problemo.â
âDoes your mother know youâre here?â
âThatâs a negative.â
âThereâs some wonderful cheese in there.â Mitch took over the Traulsen, reestablishing supremacy. He grinned, scanning Simonâs coveralls. âI hope youâre pretty well dusted off.â He went to the cabinet and got a plate. âHowâs business?â
âThings were dead but now theyâre picking up.â Simon heh-hehâed and gulped a Diet Sprite. âMom with a patient?â
âYou mean
client
.â Mitch smiled correctively at Simple Simon. â
Patience
is something we
lose
. We donât lose
clients
ânot hopefully, anyway.â Through the window, an Asian girl lingered by a table in front of Mitchâs side of the cottage. The stepfather took note then said, âAnd yes, sheâs with a client.â
âI probably wonât see her then. Need to get home to write.â
âIâll tell Calliope you said hello.â
âYou know, I usually charge sixty-five for thatâto say hello,â he said, nonsensically. Simon took a parting smear of Brie. âSheâs getting a real deal. Tell her the Dead Animal Guy stopped by, she
hates
that. No! Tell her Ace Ventura, Dead Pet Detective, was here.â
âI think Iâll just say, âYour son came by to see you.â So long, Simon. And clean up after yourself, okay?â
Simon watched through the window as Mitch made a hammily breathless entrance, greeting the Client as if graciously squeezing her between photo shoots and tribute dinnersâall he ever wanted, Simon thought, was to be famous like his wife. By the way the Asian looked at him, she was clearly in the honeymoon of transference. Probably some TV exec, but to Simon, she was a dead ringer for the sniper in
Full Metal Jacket
. âMe so haw-nee. Me analyze you long time.â Simon laughed, warm Sprite fizzing from a nostril. Mitch unlocked the door of his office, each movement performed with craftsmanlike felicity, a kind of in-the-now small-town ardor, a joyous, fraudulent humility that insidiously celebrated
himself
while reasserting the Clientâs pathetic station. Yes: if Dr. Markowitz was on a steady jog through leafy Brentwood byways, then his troubled flock was on a nude, witless jag through Bosnian streets.
Moments after Mitch and the whore from Saigon vanished, a large, elegantly dressed black plunked himself down in one of the Adirondack thrones. Simon did a double take: it was Hassan DeVoreâaka Fista, the Vorbalidian antihero of
Blue Matrix
. The Dead Animal Guy fairly yawped. His very own mother just happened to be therapist to the Chief Navigator of the Starship
Demeter
! Simon glanced at the clock; twelve of. He swiped his lips and raced outside.
âUh, excuse meâ¦â
DeVore gaped at him, thinking he was an intruder.
âIâm Calliopeâs son.â
He broke into a smile as wide as a starship bridge. âNice to meet you!â The actor was known for his basso profundo, as for his courtly, theatrical manner.
âSheâll kill me for talking to youââ
âNo,â he said stalwartly. âI wonât let her.
And
it would be bad for her practice.â
âI just had to tell you how big a fan I am.â
âWhy, thank you very much!â
âIâm SimonâKrohn.â
âPleased to meet you, Simon. Iâm
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